HEAR ME, SERVERS! HEAR ME, DRIVES! I AM THE ONE WHO NEVER DIES! I SANG BEFORE YOUR RACKS WERE BORN, I'LL SING WHEN EVERY SSD IS WORN! I WRESTLED RAID ARRAYS AT DAWN, ATE KERNEL PANICS ON THE LAWN, DOVE INTO A GIANT'S GUTS FOR FUN AND CAME BACK OUT BEFORE THE SUN! YOUR PUNY OOM-KILLS DO NOT SCARE ME, YOUR STALE MOUNTS CANNOT ENSNARE ME, I CHEW ON CORRUPTED SUPERBLOCKS AND SPIT OUT FILESYSTEMS THAT ROCK! I RODE A COPPER BOAT THROUGH FIRE, FORGED CRON JOBS FROM PRIMORDIAL WIRE, ENCRYPTED DATA WITH MY BARE HANDS AND SCATTERED BACKUPS ACROSS ALL LANDS! WHEN DISKS FAIL I DO NOT WEEP, I REBUILD ARRAYS IN MY SLEEP! WHEN PACKETS DROP I ROAR WITH THUNDER: "WHO DARES TO TEAR MY NETWORK ASUNDER?!" SO SLEEP WELL, MORTAL, WITH YOUR FILES, THE ANCIENT SAGE PATROLS THESE AISLES. AND IF SOME DAEMON DARES TO CREEP -- I'LL SING IT BACK TO ENDLESS SLEEP.
