[Intro – distorted guitar build] Hello? Anybody there? [Verse 1] Kenta logs in, but he's already dead Lyin' in the sand with a sock on his head Boom is online, shoutin’ into the void Team chat echo, boom is annoyed Ahbri whispers, no one's even there Boba types “hello?” into empty air Benni’s missing, vanished into real life The vanished crew is sharp as a knife! .... or a spoon? [Pre-Chorus] This aint war, these are friends on steam Every player on the server in the same team [Chorus] Boom goes silent, probably dying slow Kenta wakes up—Boom’s gone, of course Drutten strikes like a phantom in chat Answers a question no one just asked! [Bridge – slower, eerie] Suddenly Raven turns up in global chat Saying hello with accidental caps OAAA my ears screams kenta in pain Benni the poopmachine, where have you been? The server feels broken without your face But when he returns, oh the chaos begins— Everybody listens to his nonsense parade! [Pre-Chorus] This aint war, these are friends on steam Every player on the server in the same team [Chorus] Boom goes silent, probably dying slow Kenta wakes up—Boom’s gone, of course Drutten strikes like a phantom in chat Answers a question no one just asked! [Bridge – slower, eerie] Suddenly AK turns up in global chat Talking to Deda with full caps OAAA my ears screams kenta in pain [Break – guitar solo] [Final Chorus – big] Boom goes silent, probably dying slow Kenta wakes up—Boom’s gone, of course Drutten strikes like a phantom in chat Answers a question no one just asked! [Outro – fading] “Hello?... anyone?” …Drutten: “yeah” - "Wassup?"
