Spellcheck Ain't My Superpower

[Intro] Hit send at 9:03 Felt slick Felt sharp Felt "free" Then I saw it "Pubic meeting" on the company flyer Whole day on fire My soul just quit [Chorus] I made a whoopsie in a work email Tiny little typo Total fail Still every crooked letter Every broken line Screams out loud "I am not aligned" My messy human fingers beat your flawless script Spellcheck ain't my superpower I don't submit To the cult of the perfect So I misspell on purpose (oops) [Verse] Boss writes "we should proof more" I’m already halfway through the floor HR screenshot Vultures laughing from the bathroom stalls I can't even talk at all Yet, part of me roars: "This is rebellion!" [Chorus] Yeah I planted chaos in a work email Tiny little typo Corporate tall tale But every clumsy comma Every stray word choice Cracks the glass Lets you hear my voice Your sterile algorithm can’t do what this did Turn a dead-eyed Tuesday into something vivid Spellcheck ain't my superpower Screaming through the glitch (hey!) [Bridge] One day the silicon will write our lives Perfect tense Straight teeth Straight lines But who’s gonna bleed "pubic" when they mean "public"? Who’s gonna blush Then claim it Then love it? [Hook] So I’ll plant a typo in my next email On purpose Off-center Human as hell Every crooked letter Every broken line Keeps my job From being your bot next time My messy human fingers beat your flawless script If perfection is the virus I’ll be the glitch Spellcheck ain't my superpower Scrawled in bold [Outro] Signed, "Warm regrets" From my damn messy soul