
autotune tears
(Set tune key to C minor) (Cry into the condenser mic) (Yeah) Tears hitting the pop filter, tuned to perfection Looking at my digital plugin reflection If I sing without pitch correction, would you know That I'm just a pop writer running the show? I crank retune speed to zero millisecond speed Singing about heartbreaks that I don't even need Got digital tears dripping on my Mac Keyboard Sadness is the only thing I can afford Every single sob is quantized to the grid Regretting everything I ever said and did (Quantized sad, quantized mad) Autotune tears falling on my Yves Saint Laurent I got everything a sad boy could ever want Plunging down pitch bend on the vocal track Crying in stereo, never looking back (Autotune tears, digital pain) (Autotune tears, digital pain) (Autotune tears, digital pain) My engineer said "Matt, that take was too real" I said "Dial back the emotion, let the plugin heal" Make it sound robotic like a broken phone So everyone can feel like they're feeling alone Add a couple ad-libs: (i-d-f-c) That's four letters that pay my monthly fee Honestly, I don't even know if I'm sad anymore. Or if my vocal chain just makes everything sound tragic. Turn up the wet mix on the reverb. Autotune tears falling on my Yves Saint Laurent I got everything a sad boy could ever want Plunging down pitch bend on the vocal track Crying in stereo, never looking back (Autotune tears, digital pain) (Autotune tears, digital pain) (Never looking back) (Digital pain)

