
Man Bites Dog!
Verse 1 I got my own type of treble and my own type of bass. I don’t need that fat fella to invade my space. You see I write my own lyrics on these true stories about a dog getting bit by a human being. Here we go now, here we go now, come to the sound, here we go now. This be man bites dog, it’s about a man bites dog, how does a man bite dog? Revised Chorus Man bites dog — that’s the news flash! Teeth in the fur, flip the whole track. Dog in shock, headlines attack, Primal human, no turnin’ back! Man bites dog — reverse the game, True story wild, puttin’ weird in the frame. Old news boring, this one’s insane, Man bites dog — scream the name! Verse 2 Walkin’ on the block, leash tight in his grip, pitbull pullin’ hard, owner lost his grip quick. Instead of yankin’ back, he dropped to the ground, sunk them chompers in like a wolf on the prowl. Pup yelped loud, blood on the grass, neighbors out filmin’, whole scene a hot mess. Vet bill stackin’, shots in the arm, but the clip went viral, now he’s internet charm. Owner in cuffs, still barkin’ mad, “Dog started it!” — yeah, that’s the tale he had. Verse 3 Next day same block, another wild twist, lady in the yard, cat on the fence hiss. She grabbed that tail, gave a little nip, feline flipped out, now the whole hood’s lit. Cops show up laughin’, “Ma’am, what’s the charge?” She said, “He scratched me first, had to take it too far.” Weird news cycle, never lets up, animals confused, humans actin’ up. From dog to cat, the pattern’s the same, true stories only, puttin’ ‘em in the frame. Bridge Slow it down now, feel the beat drop low, why we love the strange, why the weird ones glow. Everyday news boring, same old song, but man bites dog? That’s the vibe that hits strong. No ghostwriter, no label chain, just me and these headlines, spittin’ pure flame. Tables turned, roles reversed clean, this the sound of the unheard scene… Chorus (repeat & build) Man bites dog — that’s the news flash! Teeth in the fur, flip the whole track. Dog in shock, headlines attack, Primal human, no turnin’ back! Man bites dog — reverse the game, True story wild, puttin’ weird in the frame. Old news boring, this one’s insane, Man bites dog — scream the name! (Ad-lib outro: “Here we go now… how does a man bite dog? Like THAT y’all… teeth sunk deep… fade the bass…”)

