[Charlie, girl, speakOkay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time And I feel like you weren't hearing me before So here it goes [clears throat] [Charlie, girl, sing]: I know Hell's population is out of control It's a bad situation It's taking a toll If we rehab these Sinners And cleanse all their souls At my Hazbin Hotel [Charlie, girl, speak]: Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! [Charlie, girl, sing]: I know you guys fly down Just to kill once a year And it must be annoying To schlep all the way here If they join you in Heaven That trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell It'll be a happy day in he- [Adam, boy, sing]; Let me stop you right there [Charlie, girl, speak]: Oh [Adam, boy, sing]: Save us all precious time [Charlie, girl, speak]: Okay [Adam, boy, sing]: If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb Up the ladder Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? [Charlie, girl, speak]: Well, uh [Adam, boy, speak]: Sorry, sweetie [Adam, boy, sing]: But there's no defyin' their fates! 'Cause Hell is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better Now they boil in the pot 'Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in tryin' to fight it They're burnin' for their lives Until we kill 'em again! [Charlie, girl, speak]: Okay, but [Adam, boy, sing]: Just try to chillax, babe You're wasting your breath Did I hear you imply That they don't deserve death? Are they Winners? Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry [Charlie, girl, speak]: Well, actually, if you take a look [Adam, boy, sing]: Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And when all's said and done [strangers, any gender, sing]: (said and done) [Adam, boy, sing]: There's the question of fun [strangers, any gender, sing]: (fun) [Adam, boy, sing]: And for those of us with Divine Ordainment Extermination is entertainment! [Adam, boy, speak while guitar solo]: Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo, f*ck yeah! Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow [Charlie, girl, speak]: Ugh [Adam, boy, sing]: Hell is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better [Charlie, girl, speak]: (where the Hell did you people come from?) [Adam, boy, sing]: Now they boil in the pot 'Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in tryin' to fight it They're burnin' for their lives Until we kill 'em again! F*ckin' Hell's forever And it's meant to s*ck a lot So give up your dumb endeavor 'Cause you don't have a shot! Long as I've got your attention I guess I should probably mention That we made the determination To move up the next Extermination! [Charlie, girl, speak]: What? [Adam, boy, sing]: Can't wait a whole year To slaughter those little c*nts I know it's just been a week But we'll be back in six months! [Charlie, girl, speak]: Um, wait, didn't you Ugh, sh*t!
