Ooooh-wah, ooooh-wah! Come on down, we’re ready to go! Ooooh-wah, ooooh-wah! There’s a lot of fun in the Shed, you know! [Verse 1] The doors swing open, it’s a brand-new day, Sawdust is flying, we’re on our way. Wood on the bench and a job to do, Who’s seen the hammer? Where did it go? Measuring, cutting, sanding away, Putting the world to rights by the end of the day. With a cuppa in hand and a smile on your face, There’s nowhere better than our own Shed place! [Chorus – Big harmonies] We’re gonna shed, shed, shed all day! Make things, laugh and sing away! Hey, hey, what do you say? Free biscuits for everyone! We’re gonna build, build, build something new! There’s always a job for me and you! Hey, hey, come join the fun! Free biscuits for everyone! [Verse 2 – Bouncy rhythm] Adrian, Chris and Stuart too, Rob, Mel and Roger join the crew. Sue and Jon have plenty to say, And a brand-new project starts today! Rod and Damian, Brian and Paul, Nigel and Dave — there’s room for all. Malcolm, Nasser, Cuthbert around, Laughter and friendship all abound! [Chorus – Group harmonies and handclaps] We’re gonna shed, shed, shed all day! Make things, laugh and sing away! Hey, hey, what do you say? Free biscuits for everyone! We’re gonna build, build, build something new! There’s always a job for me and you! Hey, hey, come join the fun! Free biscuits for everyone! [Middle Eight – Call and response] Who’s got the timber? (We’ve got the timber!) Who’s got the glue? (We’ve got the glue!) Who’s made a mess? (It wasn’t me!) Who’s on the kettle? (One, two, three!) Sand it down! (Sand it down!) Turn it round! (Turn it round!) Give three cheers for the Shed we’ve found! [Verse 3 – Building to the finish] It’s not just the things we make, It’s the mates we meet and the breaks we take. A helping hand and a friendly grin — That’s what makes the Shed a place to fit in! From the first hello to the last goodbye, The weeks roll on and the years fly by. So raise your voices, let the good times run: At Men in Sheds, there’s fun for everyone! [Final Chorus – Full group, big harmonies] We’re gonna shed, shed, shed all day! Make things, laugh and sing away! Hey, hey, what do you say? Free biscuits for everyone! We’re gonna build, build, build something new! There’s always a job for me and you! Hey, hey, the day is done! Free biscuits for everyone! [Outro – Repeated harmonies, fading away] Shed, shed, shed! (Free biscuits for everyone!) Shed, shed, shed! (Free biscuits for everyone!) Ooooh-wah, ooooh-wah! FREE BISCUITS FOR EVERYONE!
