Jester and the witch

I. Once I walked in forest deep Looking for the place to weep And near the swamp I almost fell I met a witch from moonlight dell. Her eyes had color of storm sea Reminding days of past to me Her splendid hair was fire red She made me feel like little mad. [Chorus] Dear, how many times you were told games with witches can be crushy Then poof and you're out of gold So vulnerably plushy. II. I was amazed, I never thought The witches (ouch!) can be so hot And when I tried recall my name She said "Hey, jester, lets play a game". I only play on nerves and lute What 'bout chess? - she smiled so cute This magic I cannot withstand My demons play, at least, pretend. What price the looser has to pay? What prize the winner takes away? There is a resonable cost The one who win owns one who lost. [Chorus] Dear, how many times you were told games with witches can be crushy Then poof and you're out of gold So vulnerably plushy. III. I called one demon join the play (It name's Salieri, by the way). It was so confident and brave so I felt I'm entirely safe "E2-E4 you go", it said "And victory is in your hand." I trusted it and made a move But I am fool and got a proof [Chorus] Dear, how many times you were told games with witches can be crushy Then poof and you're out of gold So vulnerably plushy. IIII. Witch took her queen and told "checkmate" I didn't get how it was made! I was so shocked and shouted "Hey!" "Queens don't fly free abroad that way!" "Queens do whatever they feel like, My plushy boy". Oh, what a strike! "Now you're my own, my lovely toy, You go with me for fun and joy" Now I am plushy, warm and soft On witch house shelf where do I sit She plays with me whenever wants But must admit ... I do like it. (ha-ha-ha-ha...) [Chorus] Dear, how many times you were told games with witches can be crushy Then poof and you're out of gold So vulnerably plushy.