>be me, Fronchmon. >wake oop. >doan show‑air or broosh teet. >un ’ave my brekfast seegarette. >poot on my streeped shairt and ber‑ray. >take booss to werk. >booss drivar stoops ’alfway becoss ’e ees on streyk >’op off, start zee long walk to werk in my bare feets >sidewolk ees oon‑feenished becoss zee construqshon men are on streyk >troodge troo zee mood and find some snayls to snack oon >fainally get to zee offeece beelding >cant get inside coss zee doorman ees on streyk >I call my boss to tell ’er I'll be late boss is on streyk and says it's ok >it's now 10 ay-em, time for my union-mandated 3 hour loonch >track mood inside zee restoorant >ask zee waytar for zee loonch speshall >’e breengs me two seegarettes un a coop of wine >eat standing oop becoss zee chairs are on streyk >go ’ome at 12 and take my oonion‑mandated five‑day week‑end >yet anozer day I am glahd I am not Americahn
