Uranus (comic, not cosmic)😒🙂‍↔️🤣

Way out in the cold where the blue light fades, There’s a lonely little world hiding in the shade. Methane in the air, something’s brewing in the night, And I heard that place can give you quite a fright. It spins on its side, don’t ask me why, Got a bunch of rings hanging way up high. Everybody says, “Man, you gotta go see it…” I said, “You go ahead… I really don’t need it.” I ain’t going there, Not even thinking about it. Uranus? Do whatever you want with it, I just don’t wanna know about it. If you wanna get inside, Well, brother, that’s your call. But keep me out of the picture— I don’t wanna go at all. They say it’s dark, they say it’s deep, They say you better watch what you keep. Twenty-seven moons just circling around, And all that gas just floating around. I asked my buddy, “What’s it like in there?” He said, “Cold, mysterious, and full of air.” I said, “Thanks for the warning, man, I’ll stay right here and do what I can.” I ain’t going there, Not even thinking about it. Your anus, Uranus… Man, whatever you call it. You can poke around, You can explore the whole damn thing. But don’t come back and tell me What you found inside that ring. There’s a hole in the darkness where the secrets hide, Everybody’s curious what’s going on inside. But some things in this universe Are better left alone… Especially when they smell like methane And you’re standing all alone. I ain’t going there, Not even thinking about it. Uranus, your anus— I’m perfectly fine without it. You can do what you want, You can fly as far as you please. Just leave that blue hole alone And let me sit back in peace. Do whatever you want with your anus… Just don’t tell me about it.