[Intro — distant male chant] In nomine... In nomine... [Spoken — dry, bored] As outlined in your tenancy agreement. [Drop — chopped chant] RENT. RENT. THE RENT IS DUE. [Call and response] [Spoken] I’ve reviewed the deposit. [Choir] He has kept it all. [Spoken] There’s evidence of candle damage. [Choir] THOSE ARE LOAD-BEARING CANDLES. [Breakdown — whispered chant] Damp in the chapel. Mould in the nave. We sent you an email. Michaelmas came. [Spoken] Have you tried opening a window? [Silence] [Full choir] IT IS A STAINED-GLASS WINDOW. [Final drop] RENT. RENT. THE RENT IS DUE. WE HAVE BEEN PRAYING. WE HAVE BEEN PRAYING. NOW WE ARE EMAILING YOU. [Outro — spoken] The organ counts as a pet.
