🎬 Watch the Full Music Video on YouTube: https://youtu.be/FqEAwbe0Rz4?si=40_e8FxDKBqaPaZz ------------------------------------------- 🎬 Watch the Full Music Video (Suno): https://suno.com/s/yUsAIY8pR5Fc5j91 ------------------------------------------- 🎬 Watch the Old Hook Video: https://suno.com/s/nRq45QpkjnmOCvVg ------------------------------------------- An original Alternative Hip-Hop / Comedy track from the Surface Play catalog. ------------------------------------------- Lyrics ------------------------------------------- Drop dead weight watchers list of demands best friend zone defense mechanism of ants in your pants Slick rick roll call of duty free balling chain reaction movie star crossed lovers bad romance Hit it from the back pack rat race car driver's license to kill bill of rights and wrongs Bang bros before hoes down low hanging fruit loop hole in one hit wonder thong song Make out of order in the court ship wrecking ball sack lunch break the ice cream the bed Go down town hall pass the buck naked eye candy cane toad stool pigeon head Strip tease the season ticket holder your horses for courses of action figure it out Lap dance off white wash board game over bite me time out of the shadow of a doubt I took a girl to get some coffee... Creamer?! Barely knew her! I took a girl to the mile high... Denver?! Barely knew her! I took a girl to the apple orchard... Cider?! Barely knew her! I took a girl to the family farm... Tractor?! Barely knew her! Pick up line dance floor matte finish what you start menu pause for effect pedal to the metal Heavy petting zoo keeper of the flame thrower up skirt steak out cold war of the roses petal Safe sex pistol whip cream pie chart topper top heavy metal gear solid snake eyes Wet dream team player hater tot lot lizard king size matters of fact check your zipper flies Lap dance revolutionary war of the worlds... Star-fish net stockings stuffer turkey... Breast feed the hungry hungry hippos... Back door man cave in to the pressure cooker... I took a girl to the butcher shop... Grinder?! Barely knew her! I took a girl to the dive bar... Liquor?! Barely knew her! I took a girl to the planetarium... Jupiter?! Barely knew her! I took a girl to the casino... Poker?! Barely knew her! Flash in the pan sexual healing power ranger danger zone defense rest my case Face time travel agent orange juice box office boxers or brief case closed space Jam session ale of two cities slicker than snot nosed dive barfly On the wall paper trail mix tape worm hole in the sky high dry In the sky high dry... Barely knew her! ------------------------------------------- © 2026 CMU Records Written & Arranged by Surface Play ------------------------------------------- [Search Tags] [Genre: Alternative Hip-Hop, Comedy, Comedy Rap, Alt-Rap, Hip-Hop, Joke Rap] [Vibe: Humorous, Funny, Catchy, Storytelling, Lighthearted, Upbeat] [Origin: Surface Play, Original Track] [Instrumentation: Hip-Hop Beats, Rap Vocals, Drum Machine, Bass, Synthesizer]
