General of the Saints x Artfully Tailored Conversations P… (Mashup)

[singer A]
Well hello Robert, I’m calling from the Sunroom
The Command Room for the Heavens is at a ten
I saw a video of yours on the TikTok-machine
And I’ve got seventy-seven fans since then!
Earl says it’s 'viral,' I say it’s a sign
The Agape signal is finally on the line
But Robert, honey, what is this 'satire talk?
Is that a new church or a city block?

[singer A]
Oh, I’m the General of the Saints of Yeshua HaMashiach Adonai
The Head Archangel of the Morning Light
I’m far too busy managing the Kingdom
To check my DMs in the middle of the night!
I’ve got the prayer circle orders and a creative flair for the podcast!
While you’re out there in that big city air
Waiting for a call? Well, I’m calling now!

[transition]

[singer B]
Let’s talk about the standard-bearers.
We’ve got my mother, Tammy—the overachieving Archetype.
She’s leading the Yeshua Army and managing the Kingdom...
She’s far too busy for coffee with her son, because the General doesn't take breaks.

[singer B]
And then there’s the other Saint, Aunt P.
The living evidence that life can be done in order, with grace...
And, most importantly—tastefully.

[singer B]
Together, they host Artfully Tailored Conversations.
While I’m in the R&D division grinding frequencies into flour...
They are stitching the story back together with one heart and endless creativity.

[singer B]
Go find the General, go find the Saint
At a table where the heart is the only paint
Two sisters, one heart, a creative flame
Artfully Tailored is the name!

[transition]

[singer A]
I’ve got the laundry to fold and the painting to finish
My childlike heart will never diminish
Aunt Teri with an 'I' is in the old VW
Grounding the signal so it doesn't trouble you
I’ve got the prayer circle orders and a creative flair
While you’re out there in that big city air
Waiting for a call? Well, I’m calling now!

[singer A]
Oh, I’m the General of the Saints of Yeshua HaMashiach Adonai; that's Adonai with an "i", don't forget it or the Rabbit might get upset!
The Head Archangel of the Morning Light
I’m far too busy managing the Kingdom
To check my DMs in the middle of the night!

[singer B]
Find them on Apple Podcasts.
Give the sisters a listen.
And tell the General... I’m still waiting by the coffee pot.

**Credits**
Written by DJ Rocky JM / Hikosumabaraki-El Dubroc
Performed by DJ Rocky JM
Lyrics © 2026 DJ Rocky JM. All Rights Reserved.

**Production Notes**
Title: *General of the Saints × Artfully Tailored Conversations (Mashup)*
Style: 90s Country-Pop / Contemporary Christian (CCM) / Honky-Tonk
Production: Bright acoustic guitar • Honky-tonk piano • Pedal steel swells • Mandolin chop • Fiddle double stops • Brushed snare groove • Bass guitar pulse • Layered harmonies • Spoken-word lead • Call-and-response choir • Polished digital reverb • Glossy Nashville mix • Church pew nostalgia
Tempo: 128 BPM • Four-on-the-Floor • Key: G Major
Featured Voices: Tammy (Lead Spoken/Soprano), Narrator (Singer B), Earl (Supporting Baritone)
Produced with SUNO v5.5

**Artwork**
Cover Art Direction: DJ Rocky JM
Cover Artwork: *General of the Saints × Artfully Tailored Conversations (Mashup)*

**Official Links**
Website: [https://rockydubroc.neocities.org/](https://rockydubroc.neocities.org/)
Linktree: [https://linktr.ee/rockydubroc](https://linktr.ee/rockydubroc)

**Acknowledgments**
Witnessed by the Andrews-Sporrong Cloud of Witnesses.

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[singer A] "Hi, Robert... (3s pause) ...I'm assuming you're there. I can hear your digital footprint. I know you're recording this for your 'content.' It’s very literal-less of you." "Robert, listen closely. My one o'clock tactical prayer circle is starting and we're issuing new orders to the army. We're going after that old devil again—he's been moving the casserole dishes, confusing the prayer chains, and rearranging the hymnals. Not on my watch." [singer A] Well hello Robert, I’m calling from the Sunroom The Command Room for the Heavens is at a ten I saw a video of yours on the TikTok-machine And I’ve got seventy-seven fans since then! Earl says it’s 'viral,' I say it’s a sign The Agape signal is finally on the line But Robert, honey, what is this 'satire talk? Is that a new church or a city block? [singer A] Oh, I’m the General of the Saints of Yeshua HaMashiach Adonai The Head Archangel of the Morning Light I’m far too busy managing the Kingdom To check my DMs in the middle of the night! I’ve got the prayer circle orders and a creative flair for the podcast! While you’re out there in that big city air Waiting for a call? Well, I’m calling now! [transition] [singer B] Let’s talk about the standard-bearers. We’ve got my mother, Tammy—the overachieving Archetype. She’s leading the Yeshua Army and managing the Kingdom... She’s far too busy for coffee with her son, because the General doesn't take breaks. [singer B] And then there’s the other Saint, Aunt P. The living evidence that life can be done in order, with grace... And, most importantly—tastefully. [singer B] Together, they host Artfully Tailored Conversations. While I’m in the R&D division grinding frequencies into flour... They are stitching the story back together with one heart and endless creativity. [singer B] Go find the General, go find the Saint At a table where the heart is the only paint Two sisters, one heart, a creative flame Artfully Tailored is the name! [transition] [singer A] I’ve got the laundry to fold and the painting to finish My childlike heart will never diminish Aunt Teri with an 'I' is in the old VW Grounding the signal so it doesn't trouble you I’ve got the prayer circle orders and a creative flair While you’re out there in that big city air Waiting for a call? Well, I’m calling now! [singer A] Oh, I’m the General of the Saints of Yeshua HaMashiach Adonai; that's Adonai with an "i", don't forget it or the Rabbit might get upset! The Head Archangel of the Morning Light I’m far too busy managing the Kingdom To check my DMs in the middle of the night! [singer B] Find them on Apple Podcasts. Give the sisters a listen. And tell the General... I’m still waiting by the coffee pot. **Credits** Written by DJ Rocky JM / Hikosumabaraki-El Dubroc Performed by DJ Rocky JM Lyrics © 2026 DJ Rocky JM. All Rights Reserved. **Production Notes** Title: *General of the Saints × Artfully Tailored Conversations (Mashup)* Style: 90s Country-Pop / Contemporary Christian (CCM) / Honky-Tonk Production: Bright acoustic guitar • Honky-tonk piano • Pedal steel swells • Mandolin chop • Fiddle double stops • Brushed snare groove • Bass guitar pulse • Layered harmonies • Spoken-word lead • Call-and-response choir • Polished digital reverb • Glossy Nashville mix • Church pew nostalgia Tempo: 128 BPM • Four-on-the-Floor • Key: G Major Featured Voices: Tammy (Lead Spoken/Soprano), Narrator (Singer B), Earl (Supporting Baritone) Produced with SUNO v5.5 **Artwork** Cover Art Direction: DJ Rocky JM Cover Artwork: *General of the Saints × Artfully Tailored Conversations (Mashup)* **Official Links** Website: [https://rockydubroc.neocities.org/](https://rockydubroc.neocities.org/) Linktree: [https://linktr.ee/rockydubroc](https://linktr.ee/rockydubroc) **Acknowledgments** Witnessed by the Andrews-Sporrong Cloud of Witnesses.

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