Calling in Sick (Clean Version)

Day started just as any other Nothing to see here , no bother Coffee burnt, almost electrocuted Cell phone shorted, almost executed Planes going down Explosions all around Might as well say God Bless and Amen Cause my guardian angel called in sick again Shredder caught my tie pulling fast Nothing today I can look past Almost impaled by a picket fence That was quite a turn of events Planes going down, falling from skies blue Explosions all around tensions grew Might as well say God Bless and Amen Cause my guardian angel called in sick again Nearly Bit by a poisonous snake A driver failed to break Pizza too hit to eat Missed my meet and greet Planes going down Explosions all around Might as well say God Bless and Amen Cause my guardian angel called in sick again Chased a block by an angry canine Jumped a fence almost broke my spine Lost a shoe on 43rd, sock at 52nd Coat was gone putting out a dumpster fire Pants hanging by a thread At one point nearly list my head Planes going down Explosions all around Might as well say God Bless and Amen Cause my guardian angel called in sick again Seriously, again? Can’t take another day of this Tomorrow I’m calling in sick