[Intro] Yo… we just dropped the tab… this gon’ be a movie… [Verse 1 ] Popped the acid with my homegirl, feelin’ kinda wavy Colors meltin’, walls breathin’, shit gettin’ crazy Ten minutes later I’m floatin’ like a balloon Look down at my pants… lil homie on vacation, he on mute Tried to stand up tall, but he stayin’ soft like jelly She lookin’ at me laughin’, “bro is that a wet noodle really?” I said “this ain’t fair, I usually pack heat” She said “not tonight king, he on permanent retreat” [Verse 2 ] Haha oh my god your dick look like a sleepy worm All curled up hidin’ like he scared of the storm I’m seein’ rainbows shootin’ out your forehead though While your lil man down there lookin’ like he overdosed I’m crackin’ up so hard I can’t even breathe Tried to help you out but he just waved at me Said “nice to meet you” in a tiny little voice We both dyin’ laughin’ on the floor makin’ noise [Chorus] Acid got me trippin’, got him flaccid on the mission Dick went on vacation, no transmission We laughin’ so hard while the ceiling starts to melt This trip super lit but your dick need some help Acid got us wild, seein’ dragons in the kitchen Your meat went pacifist, that boy on a mission Flaccid felix in the house tonight We still crackin’ up under these neon lights [Verse 3] Now the room turned into a circus tent My dick got its own float, wavin’ like “I’m innocent” It grew a little top hat and started doin’ the worm While I’m arguin’ with a talking taco about my sperm She pointin’ at it laughin’, “look he doin’ yoga now” Downward dog on my lap, I don’t know how I told her “this some bullshit, I want a refund quick” She said “baby relax, at least he ain’t seasick” [Verse 4] Haha your dick out here doin’ meditation Zen master mode, zero erection I’m ridin’ a giant gummy bear through the sky While you over there tryna negotiate with your guy He just winked at me like “not tonight queen” I’m dyin’, rollin’ on the floor, this the funniest shit I’ve ever seen We made friendship bracelets out of glowing vines Your flaccid homie got one too, said “I’m fine” [Final Chorus] Acid got me trippin’, got him flaccid on the mission Dick went full pacifist, no ammunition We laughin’ till we cry while the walls start to breathe Best worst trip ever, this shit wild indeed Acid got us gone, seein’ colors in the dark Your meat on sabbatical, left a question mark Flaccid felix forever in my memory But damn we had fun… at least that’s what she told me [Outro] …yo is my dick ever comin’ back? I think he joined a monastery bro…
