Camping Drama (with Instant Oatmeal)

Pack the tents, the rocket stove, pizza bagels, and a ramen trove But before you get behind that wheel, don’t forget your instant oatmeal Woke up late, packed the car, but mom forgot the sugar jar Stopped at Safeway, that blonde who looked like Sarah’s sister Took a wrong turn, hit the gas, crossed a bridge that smelled like grass Got yelled at for going ten, turned around, thank you mister It’s camping drama, with instant oatmeal and tent pole fights Badminton battle days, with those Monopoly nights TikTok banned me for pizza, and my content was erased So I'll roast marshmallows, while this beanie covers my face Played hacky sack with a leaky bottle, kids gave balloons a poke Mom said “quiet hours,” campers laughed like it's a joke Soup stuff on the rocket stove, open the cans with brute force pride Had a headache, skipped my vitamins, still took life in stride It’s camping drama with instant oatmeal and tent pole fights Badminton battle days with those Monopoly nights TikTok banned me for pizza, and my content was erased So I'll roast marshmallows while this beanie covers my face Mom bought a purse, she’s already got a few And a chemistry kit for a kid she barely knew We saw seals and fed them fish, hit the beach, made a wish Argued while we packed the car, classic family feud French toast which was okay, but not the best That tattoo pastor's words had me impressed I sang next to Brian, his voice is so deep Drove the wrong way, people screamed and went beep-beep It’s camping drama with instant oatmeal and tent pole fights Badminton battle days with those Monopoly nights TikTok banned me for pizza, and my content was erased So I'll roast marshmallows while this beanie covers my face It’s camping drama with instant oatmeal and tent pole fights Blackberry breakfast days with those Sunset Beach delights TikTok banned me for pizza, Belgium said it was wrong ‘Cause I’m Oatmeal Joey, and I’ll keep singing this song Yeah, I'm Oatmeal Joey Ooo, I'm Oatmeal My content was erased I can never be replaced My followers were displaced This Discord server has been defaced