[Intro] Yeah, uh Keys in the bowl, coat on the chair (ayy) [Chorus] Two-tone coupe, that’s a taxi? (What?) No, that’s mine, don’t ask me (huh) Black coat, white trainers, matchy Walk in, whole room go quiet, then chatty Two-tone coupe, that’s a taxi? (Skrrt) No, that’s mine, don’t ask me Late-night chips and a vintage jacket Odd little night, but the whole thing slaps, see [Verse 1] Met a bloke called Dean by the offie door Said he sells old clocks, had a watch worth more My mate lost one shoe on the way to the floor Found it in a flowerpot, still asked for four New shirt crisp, got the tags in the seam Mum said, “That’s not yours,” I said, “It’s a scheme” Not that kind—just a market stall dream Paid cash, got change in a tin of beans [Pre-Chorus] Phone on one bar, but I’m still outside Rain on the sleeve, got the grin on wide Wrong way round, took the lift to five Came back down with a cake and a lighter (yeah) [Chorus] Two-tone coupe, that’s a taxi? (What?) No, that’s mine, don’t ask me (huh) Black coat, white trainers, matchy Walk in, whole room go quiet, then chatty Two-tone coupe, that’s a taxi? (Skrrt) No, that’s mine, don’t ask me Late-night chips and a vintage jacket Odd little night, but the whole thing slaps, see [Verse 2] Quick step, big coat, keys in my fist Missed my own turn, still made the list Mate said “calm,” but the plan went twist Got a posh little drink with a lemon in it One-two, three-four, slip through the crowd Old man at the bar said my trainers are loud I said “fair,” then I laughed too proud By half past two, we’re buying toast for the house [Bridge] Ayy, coat check ticket says number nine Mine says six, still they gave me mine Small strange win on a strange little night Head nod, chin up, everything’s fine [Final Chorus] Two-tone coupe, that’s a taxi? (What?) No, that’s mine, don’t ask me (huh) Black coat, white trainers, matchy Walk in, whole room go quiet, then chatty Two-tone coupe, that’s a taxi? (Skrrt) No, that’s mine, don’t ask me Late-night chips and a vintage jacket Odd little night, but the whole thing slaps, see [Outro] Two-tone coupe (yeah) Don’t ask me (uh) Cake and a lighter (woah) Odd little night
