--- Back to the quirky "wheelhouse" style that the persona was built on. This time about going to college with no idea what major you want to have, so you basically go through them all . . . lol. My wife was an Academic Advisor for a college, so she can relate to the subject matter. I was especially happy with the line getting split up vocally - Male sings "Advisor said," and the Female singing "Just take your time". Manipulated the word depreciated to extend it out to add more emphasis. Decided to make it "dee prish ee ated" to show that he apparently never majored in English . . . lol. Was fun, and the quirk totally shines through. Has been nice to have a solid balance of "silly" and "serious" on the "album". Onto the home stretch, just a few more songs to go to wrap it up! ~David --- [Musical Introduction] [Funky bass slap → calculator clicks → coin jar shake → playful synth blips] [Verse 1 - Male Vocals - Ned – playful, rapid] Signed up as a bio major—life was lookin’ cellular Two weeks in, I pivoted—guess I’m more editorial Tried psych—analyze my brain, now I’m overthinking that Switched to business—“build a brand!”—but I couldn’t sell a fact Every syllabus a different me Every week a new identity Advisor said, “Just take your time” I said, “Cool, I’ll change my mind nine times” [Pre-Chorus] Credits stacking like a Jenga tower One wrong move and I lose another hour [Chorus] [full band, bouncy] I’m majorly undecided— Can’t pick a lane, I just keep slidin’ Left, right, switch it up again— New path, new plan, new existential spin Majorly undecided— Every choice gets overridden By the time I think I’ve got it made… It’s outdated, dee prish ee ated [Verse 2 - Male Vocals - Spider groove + Ned wordplay] [Male Vocals - Spider - cool, rhythmic] Tried computer science, thought I’d code my fate [Male Vocals - Ned] AI wrote my homework… now it graduates [Male Vocals - Spider] Thought I’d study art—get expressive, bold [Male Vocals - Ned] Now an algorithm paints it faster than I’m told [Male Vocals - Both] Pick a path, it disappears Future changes every year What’s the point of choosing “right”… When “right” updates overnight? [Break – Spoken] [Male Vocals - Spoken - Ned - frustrated, comedic] Aww man… come ON! [band hits a funky stop → resumes harder] [Chorus] [bigger, funkier] I’m majorly undecided— Every option subdivided Into ten more things I didn’t know Now I’m stuck in overflow Majorly undecided— Every plan gets re-edited By the time I say “this is the way”… There’s a newer, better yesterday [Musical Interlude] [Spider goes wild with slap bass; Anaconda layers calculator taps, coin jar shakes, pencil clicks; Ned adds quirky guitar licks; Sequel sprinkles glitchy synth accents] [Bridge] [Female Vocals - Sequel – playful but thoughtful] Maybe I don’t need a perfect name For every version of the game Maybe “undecided” isn’t wrong… Maybe it’s where I belong [Ned joins softly] If everything keeps shifting fast… Why pretend it’s built to last? [Breakdown → Groove Rebuild] [just bass + coin jar rhythm] [Male Vocals - Spider - low] Pick a lane… or make your own [Final Chorus] [celebratory chaos] I’m majorly undecided— But I’m done feelin’ divided If the world keeps changin’ pace— I’ll just learn to change my place Majorly undecided— Call it flexible, not misguided If there’s no clear path to see… I’ll just major in being me [Outro] Declared my major—“something else” Minor in “figure it out myself” [coin jar shake… calculator click… bass pop] [Musical Ending]
