Praying mantis, proper mental, snapping on a fucking fly Green devil, twisted thorax, staring with a compound eye Chop 'em up, chew 'em out, spit the bastards on the floor Savage wanker, cold killer, always coming back for more Garden centre, bloody murder, tearing off a tiny limb Female mantis, proper nasty, making mincemeat out of him Six legs, sharp hooks, looking like a total prick Chewing through a caterpillar, making me physically sick Chorus Pardon me, Mister Mantis i'M JUST PASSING BY Yeah, pardon me, Mister Mantis Didn't mean to start a fight Fucking hell, you're looking vicious Sitting on your leafy throne Pardon me, Mister Mantis Leave me AND MY FRIENDS ALONE Verse 2 Leafy bug, looking smug, hiding in the fucking bush Strike fast, slice 'em up, giving 'em the final push Twitching head, little bitch, swinging like a heavy bat Moth wings, torn apart, acting like a proper twat Bridge (Tempo drops to half-time. Heavy, stomping, four-to-the-floor beat) Wait. Stop. Watch. The. Mandibles. Drop. Snap. Crack. No. Fucking. Turning. Back. Green. Blade. Look. At. The. Mess. You. Made. Sick. Cunt. Back. On. The. Fucking. Hunt. Verse 3 Summer breeze, in the trees, hiding like a quiet ghost Ambush, stealth mode, eating up his fucking host Exoskeleton is cracking, spilling all the yellow blood Merciless little psycho, leaving bodies in the crud! Chorus Pardon me, Mister Mantis Didn't mean to start a fight Yeah, pardon me, Mister Mantis I'm just passing by Fucking hell, you're looking vicious Waiting in the killing zone Pardon me, Mister Mantis Just leave me the fuck alone
