[Intro] (Polite double-chime overhead) [Spoken word, airy female voice] Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please for a safety announcement. [Harsh digital glitch rip] [Heavy syncopated dembow beat drop] [Verse 1] [High-energy, rapid-fire pitch-shifted delivery] Seatbelt fastened low and tight We are blasting into the night If the cabin loses air Yellow masks fall everywhere [Glitch stutter] P-p-pull. P-p-pull it down! Place it on your face before you drown! No smoking in the lavatory This is a flight control catastrophe! [Pre-Chorus] [Tension rising, accelerating electronic snare rolls] Oxygen flowing. Oxygen flowing. Look for the exit! [Tension rising, accelerating electronic snare rolls] Oxygen flowing. Oxygen flowing. Look for the exit! Look for the exit! [Shouted] Look for the exit! [Sudden silence] (Emergency siren blip) [Chorus] [Explosive, heavy industrial dembow beat drop] Glitch the oxygen! Pop the slide! We are going for a heavy ride! Exits left and exits right! Fluorescent paths glowing bright! [Tension rising, accelerating electronic snare rolls] Oxygen flowing. Oxygen flowing. Look for the exit! [Aggressive, bouncy syncopation over driving sub-bass] Life vest hidden underneath your seat Inflate the vest when you hit the street Blow the whistle, flash the light We’re going vertical, out of sight [Glitch stutter] B-r-b. B-r-b. Safety card in the seat pocket, see? [Outro] [Beat stretches out, slowing down dynamically] Prepare for... landing... [Slow audio warping like a power failure] [Spoken word, flat mechanical tone] Thank you for flying with us. (Long, fading cabin white noise) [Total silence]
