[Intro – Soft Piano, Upright Bass, Brushes] [Verse 1] Send Chump beyond the moon Let him cruise beyond the stars Let him see what charts are like On Jupiter and Mars In other words Let it climb In other words Chump is up [Verse 2] Fill the chart with green Let those candles lead the way We've already passed the moon And we're gaining every day In other words Hold the line In other words Chump is up [Instrumental – Swinging Brass] [Verse 3] Take Chump beyond the moon Phobos, Deimos coming through Mars is getting small behind us There's a bigger sky in view In other words What's our stop? [Spoken Navigator] Sir... there isn't one. [Chump] Good. [Big Band Hit] [Final Verse] Send Chump beyond the moon Past the highest chart we've known When the screen says PRICE DISCOVERY That's when Chump is finally home In other words Up is up In other words... [Band drops] CHUMP IS UP. [Huge Brass Finale] [Spoken] Moon? That was the first stop.
