You Can't Bring Me Down

[Verse 1] The station platform is a battleground Zombies in suits diving into the sardine can Fresh white shirt, neighbor’s coffee splashes down Don't just say "Oh, sorry!" I’m flipping you the bird in my head! But I get to the office and put on my plastic smile "Good morning, Boss!!" [Pre-Chorus] Sit at my desk, a shadow sneaks up from behind "Hey, can you finish this by the end of the day?" It's 4:30 PM now!! Cloud sync is broken, I’m stuck in the past! "Auto-save" is a lie, my soul is fading fast! [Chorus] You Can't Bring Me Down! I won't surrender to your Reply-All hell! You Can't Bring Me Down! Don't try to chain me with your "ASAP" spell! A printer paper jam won't break my soul! Surviving on cheap office coffee, I'm taking control! You can't… You can’t bring me down!! [Verse 2] Here we go again, a meeting about a meeting "Synergy"? "Paradigm shift"? Stop with the corporate buzzwords! Nodding my head on the Teams screen looking serious But nobody knows I'm wearing pajama pants below! 365 is down? That’s a gift from God! [Pre-Chorus 2] Deadlines closing in, notifications going "Ping! Ping!" Don't ask for a "quick chat" on a Friday night! Is Paid Time Off just an urban myth? Hell no, I'm clocking out on the dot tonight! [Chorus] You Can't Bring Me Down! I won't surrender to your Reply-All hell! You Can't Bring Me Down! Don't try to chain me with your "ASAP" spell! An Excel "#REF!" error won't break my soul! Smashing the Enter key, I'm taking control! You can't… You can’t bring me down!! [Final Chorus] You Can't Bring Me Down! Your cheap little bonus won't chain me down! You Can't Bring Me Down! A storm of stupid complaints can't stop my heart right now! Corporate slaves of the world, shut down your PCs! Punch out the time card, we're finally free! You can't… You can’t bring me down!! Bring me down!!