PV-006 Medieval Aliens (Gothic Choir x Satire Pop)

[Soft classroom ambience] Teacher asks why gargoyles guard the stone Rainwater pipes carved into bone They say it’s gothic, dark decor Just medieval vibes and nothing more [Beat Drop] But why the claws? Why the wings? Why the weird unsettling things? Why the stare from tower high? Why’s it watching from the sky? ⸻ [Chorus] It’s misunderstood ancient technology Hidden inside old masonry You say “rain drain” I say “watcher” Interstellar data-catcher You say “art” I say “sky key” Possible involvement — ANNUNAKI! ⸻ They say it’s just for water flow But how’d they make the angles so Precise and strange and perfectly placed Across the medieval landscape? Stone-faced monsters facing out Scanning kingdoms roundabout You call it myth You call it lore I think they knew a little more ⸻ [Breakdown – quiet, suspicious] Maybe we lost the manual Maybe we dropped the key Maybe medieval Europe Had 5G ⸻ [Final Chorus – big] Misunderstood ancient technology Lost blueprints in archaeology You say coincidence I disagree History’s one big mystery ANNUNAKI!