04. You Think I'm Difficult? v1.10

[Verse 1] I'm sitting at my desk just before noon Flustered and pissed, but I'll be calm soon I cussed out Bob at the front desk Knocked over the pens and made a mess Now I'm sitting here fuming, trying to come down When in walks my boss with a giant frown He shuts the door and takes his time Like he's already decided what happened was mine [Pre-Chorus] He says, "Do you think that was appropriate?" I bite my cheek and count to ten Then he says, "Why do you have to be so difficult?" There goes ten [Chorus] You think I'm difficult? I'll show you difficult You ain't seen nothing yet You want an apology? Don't hold your breath You think I'm difficult? Fine Let's see how difficult I get [Verse 2] Bob's been needling me since half past eight Little comments, little digs, same shit every day I laughed off the first one, let the next one slide By number six I was done being nice Nobody heard him when he ran his mouth But everybody heard me when I called him out Funny how that works around this place He gets a warning, I get called a case [Pre-Chorus] My boss says, "That's not how we handle things" In that careful, measured tone I say, "You didn't ask me what happened" He says, "Lower your voice" [Chorus] You think I'm difficult? I'll show you difficult You ain't seen nothing yet You want me quiet? That ship has left You think I'm difficult? Fine Let's see how difficult I get [Bridge] I didn't come in here looking for a fight I came in, did my job, tried to play nice I swallowed enough to make everybody comfortable So don't act shocked when I finally choke Maybe I wasn't born difficult Maybe you just liked me better When I took it [Final Chorus] You think I'm difficult? I'll show you difficult You ain't seen nothing yet Write me up Call another meeting Say whatever makes you feel correct You think I'm difficult? Fine But next time ask what happened Before you tell me what I am You think I'm difficult? Yeah You ain't seen nothing yet [end]