[DEEP DOWN IN IVALICE!* It's a da—aa–ay! Another day, Traversing through the forest! Training deep down in Ivalice! A couple a' Chocobo's are gettin' pissed! After their buddy goblins just missed, With a repeated- Body-twirling spin fist! Lil' Keebler bitches, Are no match, For my knights golden equipment. Parry apart their spins like nothing, Murder slash-as a counter attack, Puts those dweebs in the trash! Yeah, those Chocobo's lost half of their lot! (I'd be shocked but...) UH-OH!-LET'S GO! TRAINING DOWN IN IVALICE! Training down in Ivalice! Grinding MP out for that cold block killing attack, Full force power blast! Dismantled four chocobos fast! All that was left was feathers in the grass, My bad... Ohh–ah–oh–ohh! But through the tree line far off n' back, Some Red Chocobo's are conspiring, Preparing a meteor attack! Looks like those angry foes wanna slam! I'm in Bringing out the Mathematician! BRING IT! Dividing hate, Multiply by two, Half your group is beserked, The others confused. Wandering around, Attacking each other, Oh, brother... Looks like your crimson flock's screwed! Ohh!-LET'S GO! AYO-What'cha gonna do? When my traveling crew, Passes through? Will you be respectful, Or do we need ta' kick an ass or two? Ohhya-oh-ooh! Just me and my campaigning crew, Misfit Mages n' Mystics, Knight's n' a Mathematician! (Yeah, we can fuck ya up quick, kids...) Hee-y-ho!-LET'S GO! AYO-bring on any foe! We don't give a shit, Been training down in Ivalice! Training down in Ivalice! Our funds keep rising, We're not even trying, Eraticating beasties, Some village streets-to lost islands, Don't get in our way, While we keep training and thriving! Deep down in Ivalice! We don't give a shit, Deep down in Ivaliss!
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