[Verse] Oh the purity laws in Leviticus say If your hair falls out your head turns gray You got leprosy or worse on the way Better show the priest before you decay [Verse 2] Got no hair on my chin to my surprise Eyebrows gone I'm full of lies Told my girl I'll be fine says the wise Leviticus says it's a bad disguise [Chorus] Balding blues got me on the run Avoid the stares and the midday sun Porcupine priest don't think it's fun But I'll rock my shine till kingdom come [Verse 3] Covered my head with a rabbit's skin Priest just laughed said it's a sin Holy oils can't fix the win Of hair loss demon deep within [Verse 4] Threw the book and ran to town Balding blues pulled me down Crowd just stared not a single frown Leviticus laws won't make me drown [Chorus] Balding blues got me on the run Avoid the stares and the midday sun Porcupine priest don't think it's fun But I'll rock my shine till kingdom come
