[Verse 1] they were the cutest most loving couple you ever did see when they weren't dowsing each other with flames their love was intense their love was true their love was extremely cruel a kiss then a punch a hug full of love hands on the throat wearing latex gloves [Pre-Chorus] they’d say “forever” through gritted teeth while shopping teemu for gasoline [Chorus] oh love, sweet love, what have you done? you brought a knife to a water gunfight roses are red, violets are bruised they said “I do”… then lit the fuse hold me close—no wait, too tight! is this romance or just a fight? till death do us part? that came too soon… now they’re arguing passing the moon [Verse 2] oh how did this love turn to such hate? they skipped right past therapy and fast-forwarded fate he tied her up to a rocket she said “wow, now that’s new” he tripped on the launch pad guess he’s going too the countdown started they both screamed “WAIT!” but toxic love doesn't negotiate [Chorus] oh love, sweet love, what have you done? you brought a knife to a water gunfight candlelit dinners, explosive ends they couldn’t stay lovers—or even friends hold me close—no wait, too tight! is this romance or just a fight? till death do us part? that came too soon… now they’re arguing passing the moon [Bridge 1 – dark comedy escalation] zero gravity, zero remorse still blaming each other of course he says “you started it back in ‘22!” she says “you EXIST, what was I to do?” spinning in silence, frozen in spite still trying to win their very last fight [Verse 3] now they are drifting through infinite night a permanent grudge at the speed of light no oxygen left but somehow they glare if looks could still kill they’d both still be there [Bridge 2 – absurd punchline vibe] astronauts pass and just shake their heads “yep… that’s why I’m single instead” a warning sign in the cosmic dark: “don’t mix true love with bottle rockets and a spark” [epic instrumental interlude] [Final Chorus – bigger, funnier, darker] oh love, sweet love, what a ride! you strapped insanity to your side from “you complete me” to “you’re the worst” they skipped the blessing and nailed the curse hold me close—no wait, too tight! is this romance or just a fight? till death do us part? nah, aim for the moon… now they’re the galaxy’s worst honeymoon [Outro] so if you find love… treat it with care and maybe keep rockets out of the affair
