[CAST: L=Lula female; F=Finster male. Never swap voices. Only Lula transforms and has four eyes.] [Intro: creepy doll voice, club pulse] [L: tiny female doll, giggle] Hiiiiii… [L] Don’t look so confused I’m supposed to look like this! Four little eyes And they’re all on you [F] I picked you up So I guess that you picked me too! [L] Hold me tight! Take me home! I’m such a good little doll… [giggle] You won’t ever have to be alone! [F] But I do better on my OWN! [L: soft] Don’t put me down yet… I like you. Wait… You’re so big. [long silence] That’s not fair. [quiet breathing] I wanna be closer to you. [L] Closer. [F] Closer [L] CLOSER. [F] CLOSERRRRR [L] CLOSERRRRRRRRR [L: distorting] I don’t wanna be down here anymore. I DON’T WANNA BE SMALL. [L transforms from doll to full-size; cracking FX] [L: rapid whisper] Bigger… bigger… bigger… bigger… [L: full-size female] BIGGER. [VIOLENT TRANSFORMATION HIT] [L: inhuman female scream] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [F: inhuman male scream] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [HEAVY CLUB-METAL DROP] [L: breathless] There… That’s better. Now we’re the same size. [small, unsettling laugh] Look at me. [F] I DONT WANNA [L] … LOOK AT MEEEEE. [L] Four eyes open I can see you breathe Every little movement Every time you try to leave You picked me up You made me yours So tell me— WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PUTTING ME DOWN FOR?! [F] I picked you up, we had some fun A rusty blade, a loaded gun I put you down cuz play times done Finster’s got to eat… time to run!!! [L: distorted laughter] [L] I can follow! I can crawl! I can find you through it all! Hide behind that pretty mask RUN— I LIKE IT WHEN YOU RUN! [Chorus: four-on-the-floor, call-response] [L] PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP! Don’t you wanna play? [F] PUT YOU DOWN! PUT YOU DOWN! You stay alive that way [L] PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP! Don’t you walk away! [F] I found my little Lula [L] Now your Lula found you! [F] FOUR LITTLE EYES— [L] AND THEY’RE ALL ON YOU! [BEAT CUT] [L] Wait… Where are you going? Finster? … Finster. FINSTER. FINSTER! [footsteps running] [L: explosive scream] FINSTEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!! [F: scream] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! [BREAKDOWN: brutal riffs and hardstyle kicks] [L] GET! BACK! HERE! [F: snarling] AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! [L] I GOT FOUR EYES AND THEY’RE ALL ON YOU! [F] FOUR FUCKING EYES! [L] I SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO! I FOUND YOU! I CHOSE YOU! I NEED YOU! [F] YOU DON’T GET TO DECIDE WHEN I’M THROUGH WITH YOU! [SCREAMED CHANT] [L] DON’T PUT ME DOWN! [F] I PUT YOU DOWN! [L] DON’T PUT ME DOWN! YOU PICKED ME UP! YOU PICKED ME! YOU PICKED ME! YOU PICKED MEEEEEEEE! [F: whisper to scream] I just wanted to have some fun And now I want this ordeal DOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! [SECOND TRANSFORMATION: Lula alone becomes love-spell Lula; heartbeat] [L: shaky] I just… I just want you to love me. [F] We’ve only just met [L: whisper] Why won’t you love me? [F: whisper] What part don’t you get? [heartbeat accelerates] [L: escalating scream] Why won’t you— WHY WON’T YOU— WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING LOVE ME?! [Lula’s four love-spell eyes ignite] [L: four layered FEMALE voices] LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE! [F: male response] LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAYYYYYYY! [FINAL CHORUS: frantic club-metal] [L] PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP! DON’T YOU RUN AWAY! [F] PUT YOU DOWN! PUT YOU DOWN! I GET A FUCKING SAY! [L] PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP! WE’RE GONNA FUCKING PLAY! I found my little Lula— NOW YOUR LULA FOUND YOU! RUN AS FAST AS YOU WANT, BABY— I GOT FOUR EYES WATCHING YOUUUUUUU!!!!! [FINAL BREAKDOWN: blood-curdling] [L: female inhuman scream] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! [F: male inhuman scream in parallel] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! [L] FOUR EYES! NO ESCAPE! [L: FEMALE LEAD ONLY; F: male screams/ad-lib echoes behind] I SEE YOU! I SEE YOU! I SEE YOU! RUN! RUN! RUN! I’LL STILL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! I FOUND YOU! I CHOSE YOU! I NEED YOU! YOU FOUND YOUR LITTLE LULA— NOW YOUR LULA FOUND YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! [INSTANT SILENCE; soft static] [L: tiny female doll, calm] … Don’t put me down again. [pause] Best friends forever? [giggle]
