Don’t Throw Up at Wasted J’s

Pub punk, group vocals, gang vocals, group chant

[Verse 1 – lead]
Iron stomach at J’s tonight  
Mixing hot sauce with cherry Sprite  
Peanut butter and lemon rind  
We kept the blender running  
Like we’d lost our minds

[Verse 1 – background]
(like we’d lost our minds)

[Chorus – all]
Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!)
He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!)
And we all drank anyway!

Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!)
It tasted like hell  
But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!)

[Verse 2 – lead]
Someone added ketchup and gin  
Garlic salt with tonic and skin  
Dave went pale but stayed on beat  
Holding back the sickness  
With the stomp of his feet

[Verse 2 – background]
(with the stomp of his feet)

[Chorus – all]
Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!)
He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!)
And we all drank anyway!

Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!)
It tasted like hell  
But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!)

[Bridge – chant, fully printed four times]
Hold it down! (hold it down!)
Let the music lead! (music lead!)

Hold it down! (hold it down!)
This is how we bleed! (how we bleed!)

Hold it down! (hold it down!)
Let the chorus save! (chorus save!)

Hold it down! (hold it down!)
You’re a fella when you stay brave! (stay brave!)

[Chorus – all]
Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!)
He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!)
And we all drank anyway!

Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!)
It tasted like hell  
But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!)

[Final Chorus – printed in full]
Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!)
He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!)
And we all drank anyway!

Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!)
Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!)
It tasted like hell  
But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!)

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[Verse 1 – lead] Iron stomach at J’s tonight Mixing hot sauce with cherry Sprite Peanut butter and lemon rind We kept the blender running Like we’d lost our minds [Verse 1 – background] (like we’d lost our minds) [Chorus – all] Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!) He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And we all drank anyway! Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!) It tasted like hell But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!) [Verse 2 – lead] Someone added ketchup and gin Garlic salt with tonic and skin Dave went pale but stayed on beat Holding back the sickness With the stomp of his feet [Verse 2 – background] (with the stomp of his feet) [Chorus – all] Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!) He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And we all drank anyway! Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!) It tasted like hell But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!) [Bridge – chant, fully printed four times] Hold it down! (hold it down!) Let the music lead! (music lead!) Hold it down! (hold it down!) This is how we bleed! (how we bleed!) Hold it down! (hold it down!) Let the chorus save! (chorus save!) Hold it down! (hold it down!) You’re a fella when you stay brave! (stay brave!) [Chorus – all] Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!) He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And we all drank anyway! Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!) It tasted like hell But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!) [Final Chorus – printed in full] Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Keep it down and earn your praise! (earn your praise!) He said “I’m Dail Milton!” (Milton!) And we all drank anyway! Don’t throw up at Wasted J’s! (Wasted J’s!) Close your eyes when the glass is raised! (glass is raised!) It tasted like hell But we sang like it was grace! (it was grace!)

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