[Intro – Deep demonic ambience, distant whale sounds, chains dragging underwater] ARE YOU READY, YOU FILTHY SCUM OF THE SEA?! [Massive breakdown riff enters] OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH— [Low guttural vocals] WHO LIVES IN THE VOID WHERE THE BLACK TIDES RISE?! [Gang shout] SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! [High scream layered with gutturals] ABSORBED IN THE ABYSS WITH DEAD HOLLOW EYES?! [Gang shout] SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! [Blast beats intensify] IF NAUTICAL TERROR BE SOMETHING YOU FEAR— THEN DESCEND TO THE TRENCHES, YOUR ENDING IS HERE!! [Half-time breakdown groove] SPONGEBOB. SQUAREPANTS. SPONGEBOB. SQUAREPANTS. [Long tunnel scream] SPONGEBOB… SQUARE… PAAAAAAAAANTS!! [Fast tremolo riff + double kicks] BENEATH BIKINI BOTTOM THE OCEAN RUNS RED, KRABS COUNTS THE COINS OF THE LONG ROTTING DEAD. SQUIDWARD IS SCREAMING IN SIXTEEN DISSONANT KEYS, WHILE PATRICK CONSUMES ALL HUMANITY. [Slower crushing riff] THE FRYERS ARE BURNING. THE KELP FORESTS BLEED. THE HASH-SLINGING SLAUGHTERER WILL FEAST TONIGHT ON THE WEAK. [Build-up with rising orchestra and panic screams] OPEN THE PIT. DRAG THEM BELOW. NO ESCAPE FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEANIC THRONE. [Silence] [Massive breakdown hit] BLEGH. [Final chorus – Choirs layered behind vocals] WHO RULES THE SEAS WITH A CROWN MADE OF BONES?! [Gang shout] SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! WHO HEARS YOUR SCREAMS THROUGH THE CORAL CATACOMBS?! [Gang shout] SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! CURSED BE THE SAILORS WHO ENTER THIS PLACE— THE KRUSTY KRAB FEEDS ON THE HUMAN RACE!! [Final slow breakdown] SPONGEBOB. SQUAREPANTS. SPONGEBOB. SQUAREPANTS. [Extended pig squeal + final chug] SPONGEBOB… SQUARE… PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!
