🍳Meowrowave Disaster🍳

Verse 1 I walk into the kitchen, something’s wrong There’s a sphynx on the counter singing sea shanty songs A tuxedo cat’s deep-frying a spoon Yelling “IT’S RAW!” at the afternoon moon The fridge is crying, the oven’s in court A ginger cat filed a restraining report There’s soup on the ceiling, time on the floor And the cat in the sink just declared a war Chorus MEOW! MEOW! STIR THE VOID! SALT THE AIR, BE ANNOYED! MEOW! MEOW! BURN THE PAN! THIS WAS NEVER PART OF THE PLAN! HEY! PURR! PANIC! HISS! WHO GAVE THE CATS A MICHELIN WISH?! Interlude Wah-ha-ha-MEOW-ohhhh… Prrr-ha-ha-HA-HA-ohhhh… (Someone coughs. A cat applauds.) Verse2 I trusted you, Greg, you’re a cat You can’t just sauté emotions like that This isn’t a joke, this isn’t a phase The risotto is whispering my middle name The recipe says “LET GO OF FEAR” The blender screams “WHY AM I HERE?” I blink once - now there’s twelve sous-chefs All kittens. All yelling. No one rests. Chorus MEOW! MEOW! STIR THE VOID! SALT THE AIR, BE ANNOYED! MEOW! MEOW! BURN THE PAN! CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE AND A VET, MAN! HEY! PURR! PANIC! HISS! THIS LASAGNA’S TRYING TO KISS! Bridge Who am I… without thyme? Why is the clock made out of lime? If a cat cooks soup in a pot And nobody eats it - does it rot? A whisk answers: “YES.” Then explodes. Verse 3 A Maine Coon’s rapping about stocks and fish A kitten just summoned a sandwich witch The stove has legs, the sink has dreams The cutting board joined a mime-themed scheme A cat shouts “SERVICE!” into space The ceiling files a missing plate Dinner’s cancelled, lunch resigned Breakfast left a note: “GOOD LUCK. BYE.” Chorus MEOW! MEOW! STIR THE VOID! SALT THE AIR, BE ANNOYED! MEOW! MEOW! BURN THE PAN! WE’RE COOKING FEAR WITH A JAZZ HAND, MAN! HEY! PURR! PANIC! HISS! THE RECIPE JUST BIT MY WRIST! Outro …was this vegan? …why is the spoon screaming? …who turned off gravity? soft distant meow “Next time… we order.” /\_/\ = ( • . • ) = / \