Rose scrambles into the Arcade, her shoes skidding on a pile of tickets. Chucky follows, riding a motorized toy car and flipping her the double bird with his tiny plastic hands. "Hey, Rosie! Look at me!" he shrieks, holding up Tokyo’s severed ear like a trophy. "I tried to tell her a joke, but I guess it went in one ear and out the... oh wait, it’s just gone! F***ing hilarious, right?" The Blue Line Massacre (Police Arrival) Suddenly, the mall doors burst open. Six cops storm in, guns drawn. Chucky doesn't even flinch; he just rolls his eyes so hard you can hear the plastic click. Officer Miller: Chucky launches a heavy-duty Yo-Yo at his throat. As Miller gags, Chucky yells, "Walking the dog? Nah, I’m walking the f***ing corpse!"Officer Smith: Chucky hacks into the "Dance Dance Revolution" machine, causing it to short-circuit and send a massive electrical surge through the metal pad Smith is standing on. "Look at him go! He’s got the moves like Jagger and the smell of burnt bacon!"The K9 Officer: Chucky tosses a bag of poisoned beef jerky. "Eat up, Lassie! Tell Benji I said he’s a b***h in the afterlife!"Officer Sanchez: Chucky drops a massive "Whac-A-Mole" mallet from the rafters onto his head. CRUNCH."Whac-A-Cop! I just won the high score, motherf***er!"Officer Jones: Chucky traps him in the prize crane machine. As the metal claw stabs into Jones’s eye, Chucky laughs, "I finally caught a prize! Too bad it’s a piece of s**t in a uniform!"The Sergeant: Chucky uses a staple gun to pin the Sergeant’s eyelids open, then forces him to watch a looping video of a "Good Guys" commercial until his heart gives out. "Stay focused, Sarge! This s**t is educational!" The Final Showdown: Rose vs. The Doll Chucky turns back to Rose, kicking Lilith’s designer handbag toward her. "Your sister had s**t taste in fashion, Rose. Seriously, this bag is almost as ugly as her face looked when I dropped her!" He hops onto a Skee-ball ramp, brandishing a serrated blade. "You’re the last one left, Rosie. The 'Final Girl.' How fing cliché! I’ve killed smarter people than you in my sleep, and I don't even fing sleep!" Rose grabs a heavy fire extinguisher, her knuckles white. "Oh, what are you gonna do? Spray me?" Chucky mocks, sticking his tongue out. "I’m plastic, you dumb bh! I’m fing waterproof and fire-resistant! You’re just a sack of meat waiting to be sliced into pepperoni!" He lunges through the air, cackling like a maniac. "Come here and give Uncle Chucky a big, bloody hug!"
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