Greek To Me

[Verse 1] Zeus turned into something feathered again, Nobody blinked, they all said, "Amen." A goat's playing panpipes up in a tree, I stopped asking questions by chapter three. Medusa's having a really bad hair day, Hermes already stole my map away. A cyclops winked—I guess that's a stare... I'm smiling and nodding like I belong there. [Pre-Chorus] Who's dating who? Who's cursed for life? Who's somebody's cousin, Mother, husband, wife? [Chorus] It's all Greek to me! Olive leaves and family trees. Gods behaving dramatically, Breaking every genealogy. Lightning, monsters, destiny— Somebody explain it, please! I just throw my hands up happily... 'Cause it's all Greek to me! [Verse 2] A horse came out of a giant box, A titan's arguing with talking rocks. Someone said, "Don't look!"—I looked too soon, Now I'm hiding behind the nearest moon. The Fates kept knitting everybody's doom, Dionysus turned my lunch into a tune. Apollo's singing, Pan's off key— Honestly... they're both outperforming me. [Bridge] If you need a hero, grab some sandals. If you need a prophecy... light more candles. If a stranger says, "Trust me," maybe flee— That's Mythology 103! [Final Chorus] It's all Greek to me! Chaos wrapped in poetry. Every legend's wonderfully weird, Getting stranger every thousand years. Raise a cup and laugh with history— Don't sweat the pedigree! The whole world's one big myth, you'll see... But it's still Greek to me! 🎭🏺