[Intro - instrumental only] [Verse 1] So, Becky came up to me She's like hey Wanna go to the pub with us after work? There are free drinks plus that girl you like will be there. NOPE! I AINT GOIN TO NO FUCKIN' PUB ARE YOU CRAZY?! THEIR'S PEOPLE THERE THINK OF ALL THE GERMS! WHAT IF SOMEBODY TALKS TO ME! NOPE! [Verse 2] So my Mom asked me once She said hey, NeoSon You wanna clean ya room? It's startin' to smell NOPE! I AIN'T CLEANIN' MY FUCKIN' ROOM ARE YOU CRAZY?! THAT'S WHERE ALL MY STUFF IS I CAN'T MESS IT ALL UP OUT OF THE QUESTION, BIATCH! NOPE! [Verse 3] So my boss walked up He's like Hey NeoNerd We been strugglin' with staff Would you mind turnin' up on time? FUCKIN' NOPE! I AIN'T WAKIN' UP FOR YOU! ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU ONLY PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE! I NEED AT LEAST TEN HOURS SLEEP SO WHAT IF I TURN UP LATE?! NOPE! [Verse 4] Doctor called me up Talkin' bout my chest pains Said you should really give up the cigarettes Also, you may have lung cancer again NNNOPE! I AIN'T GIVIN' UP MY SMOKES! ARE YOU CRAZY?! I GET EASILY STRESSED I FUCKIN' NEED EM! I ONLY SMOKE FIFTY A DAY ANYWAY WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU? YA FUCKIN' FRAUD! HELL NOPE! [Verse 5] Neonerd I need your help My baby is drownin' in the sea He can't swim, can you help me Please you're the only one around! uuuhhh NOPE! I AIN'T GETTIN' IN THE SEA! ARE YOU CRAZY?! I ONLY BRUSHED MY HAIR YESTERDAY! I AIN'T GETTIN' IN NO DAMN SEA! YOU SHOULDA TAUGHT HIM TO SWIM! I AIN'T WASHIN' MY HAIR TWICE IN THE SAME WEEK! NOPE! Oh, and uh...sorry for your loss. Byeee, biatch [Verse 6] NeoNerd, it's a matter of national security We need your help, you're the only one who can We need you to scan your fingerprint If you would it will disarm the bomb and save millions of lives ...Just me? I'm the only one who can save em? Show me the button... NOPE! I AIN'T TOUCHIN' THAT DAMN BUTTON! ARE YOU CRAZY?! MY LITTLE PINKIE IS DELICATE! I MOISTURISED IT ONCE BEFORE! FUCK ALL THOSE GUYS, THAT BUTTON LOOKS GROSS! FUCKIN' NOPE! [Verse 7] Neonerd, my guy How ya bin? You wanna play some video games tonight? The newest DLC is out too, it's gonna be a good night [BREAK] ...Aight bro, let's go!
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