[Verse 1] Down by the reeds where the water bends He waddled in oh full of swagger Tail like a paddle and eyes that shone Brown little blur, in his home Odd as can be, but he feels no shame He knows who he is, no blame, no game [Chorus] Platy-platy-platypus, what a fellow Platy-platy-platypus, smooth and mellow Bill on the snout and a beaver tail Platy-platy-platypus, he’s on the trail Platy-platy-platypus, oh so dapper Foot tapping through the river bend He’ll sail on by again and again [Verse 2] Ask him what he is, and he grins so sly he grins so sleek, and he moves on by It’s not his problem and he doesn’t care He is what he is, fair is fair If you’re confused than that’s your matter You can go as mad as a hatter [Chorus] Platy-platy-platypus, what a fellow Platy-platy-platypus, smooth and mellow Bill on the snout and a beaver tail Platy-platy-platypus, he’s on the trail Platy-platy-platypus, oh so dapper Foot tapping through the river bend He’ll sail on by again and again [Verse 3] He knows who he is as he swims on by He knows who he is on those moonlit waters And he knows who is he is on those sun warmed waters Everyday, he swims on by On and on as he eats his fill No one can defeat his will Little bitty feet fly through that water Little bitty feet propel him further Little bitty feet, up and down Little bitty feet all around He’s free as the wind And small as a cat Or as big as one if you’re looking like that Glass half full or glass half empty Everyday belongs to platy [Chorus] Platy-platy-platypus, what a fellow Platy-platy-platypus, smooth and mellow Bill on the snout and a beaver tail Platy-platy-platypus, he’s on the trail Platy-platy-platypus, oh so dapper Foot tapping through the river bend He’ll sail on by again and again Glass half full or glass half empty Everyday belongs to platy Platypus! Ba dum batz Platypus! Ba dum batz Platypus! Ba dum batz Platy-platy-Platy-platy-Platy-platy-platyyyyy-platypus!
