[Intro] Yo… May 6th, what is this mess? Calendar’s drunk again, spittin’ random holiday bits. Grump Out Wednesday? Man, please — I’m already stressed, But we keep it positive… kinda. Let’s twist this! [Verse 1] Woke up Grump Out Wednesday, they say “Smile, brother, smile!” Gritting teeth in traffic, temper flippin’ wild. But alright, fine, I’ll fake it for the culture’s sake, Kill the frown till lunch, then the world tests my break. Carnivorous Plant Day — Venus flytraps on the prowl, Pitcher plants drownin’ bugs like “Down the hatch now!” Eatin’ flies for breakfast, livin’ that savage green dream, While I’m dodging nine-to-five like it’s a bad scheme. Crepes Suzette flamin’, orange liquor set ablaze, No Diet Day screamin’ “Eat up, forget the waist!” Stack ‘em high, syrup drippin’, calories on parade, Positive body vibes… till my belt starts to fray. [Chorus] It’s a weird, weird Wednesday, holidays gone wild! Weird Wednesday! Gone wild! We laugh at the nonsense, keep it positive, child! Positive vibes, yeah! Beverages flowin’, homework in the bin, Bike to school, roll through life, let the good times spin! Good times spin! Weird days win! Jab a little, love ‘em all — that’s the Slim Shady spin! [Verse 2] National Beverage Day — coffee, tea, or soda neat, Chuggin’ energy drinks just to make the weirdness elite. No Homework Day, burn the papers, watch ‘em fly high, Kids and adults celebratin’, teachers askin’ why. Nurses savin’ lives, real MVPs, no cap, Tourists snappin’ silly pics, actin’ wild and wack. Joseph Brackett droppin’ “Simple Gifts,” that shaker tune, Mix it with the madness — turn this May 6th into June! Bike to School Day rollin’, wheels spinnin’ on the block, Wind hittin’ my face, escapin’ the tick-tock clock. These made-up days are silly as a bag of rocks, But they flip the script and give the lame day some shocks. [Chorus] It’s a weird, weird Wednesday, holidays gone wild! Weird Wednesday! Gone wild! We laugh at the nonsense, keep it positive, child! Positive vibes, yeah! Beverages flowin’, homework in the bin… Let it spin, let it spin! Weird days make us smile — even when they’re fake as can be! [Bridge] Yeah they’re random, straight ridiculous, let’s be real… But they give us reasons to laugh when the world loses appeal. Smile through the grump, feed a plant or pour that drink, Life’s too short, brother — celebrate the weird, don’t overthink. [Verse 3] From bug-eatin’ greenery to crepes all up in flames, Weird holidays rockin’, never playin’ by the rules of the game. Positive message punchin’ through the silly facade, I jab ‘em hard but I love ‘em — that’s the code, you clowns! Crank the volume, spit this flow wherever you at, May 6th weirdness — put it on the map like that! Tomorrow’s another circus, but today we wear the crown, Weird Wednesday warriors — Slim Shady never backin’ down! [Outro] Yeah… weird holidays, man. Love ‘em or roast ‘em. Stay positive, stay hydrated, keep that weird energy flowin’. May 6th… we out! Weird Wednesday… we out!
