[Verse 1] Listen up, all eyes on me People of the earth, your attention please Do you really want to test my patience? Those who oppose will learn their places What you face is a worldwide threat The likes of which you've just not seen yet Time to surrender without question Track's a bomb, it's a doomsday weapon Big I-Q, let's roll Mechanical audio Down with the D-O-K for the flow Big brain monkey like I'm Mojo Jojo Mastermind with the world in my hands If you want to survive this master plan Better give in to my list of demands [Breakdown] And of course I realize it's terribly cliché for a mad scientist to ransom the world's safety through some sort of doomsday weapon, but I do have a reputation to maintain. Besides, how else am I supposed to get all your bananas? [maniacal laughter] [Verse 2] That's right, first thing on the list All your bananas, yellow and delicious Ten thousand broken toasters Playgrounds with roller coasters Truckload of rubber duckies Statues of me, aren't you lucky? Disarm, there'll be no more war Share stuff, there'll be no more poor Wait...what... uhhhhh... [Bridge] If you stall or think I bluff I press one button and the world blows up Satellites armed with disco beams I demand bagels with banana cream cheese I'm warning you, do not toy with me The world must fall down on it's knees. You think this list is just for fun? I’ve barely started, this is only phase one! [Verse 3] I require a fleet of zeppelins Stuffed with pickles and man-eating penguins Vending machines must obey my will I want a new lab coat to protect from spills I demand full command over time and space Overpriced merch that displays my face A throne that spins while I monologue And ...maybe like ...a taco? ... I'm getting kinda snacky. Ummmm... Has anyone seen my goggles? [Verse 4] I want peanut butter art painted wall to wall And gimme Two ply paper in every stall I need world-wide vision so that when I'm bored You can all bow down to the overlord That's right you can all hail ME! I'm the only show on your TV screen Everyone on earth needs to plant some trees And...you know...maybe take a break once in a while. Ehhh...whatever.
