Cabbage Music Hall

[Verse 1] Step right up Wipe your boots in the kale We’ve got two-for-one turnips and jokes that are stale The diva is dicing her lettuce on cue The tenor just slipped on a Brussels sprout shoe (whoops!) [Chorus] At the cabbage music hall Where the greens outshine us all We sing till the zucchinis swoon And the onions start to bawl Raise your fork Your heart Your stall At the cabbage Cabbage music hall [Verse 2] The bouncer’s a beet with a scar and a scowl The carrot quartet tries to harmonize—howl A leek tells a pun that is truly a crime The crowd throws romaine in impeccable time (encore!) [Chorus] At the cabbage music hall Where the greens outshine us all We sing till the zucchinis swoon And the onions start to bawl Raise your fork Your heart Your stall At the cabbage Cabbage music hall [Bridge] [Spotlight dims Slow waltz feel] One lonely sprig of parsley Takes a trembling solo line Sings “I was just a garnish Now the marquee’s finally mine” (bravo!) [Chorus] At the cabbage music hall Where the greens outshine us all We sing till the zucchinis swoon And the onions start to bawl So if your life feels small Join the cabbage music hall [Outro] [Big showbiz ending Drum roll] Take a bow You glorious greens You’ve had the best night of your leaves (hey!) Goodnight from the cabbage scene Tip your waiters Tip your beans