[Verse 1] Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest monster of them all Can you feel my righteousness I've got a Jesus Christ crucifix Hanging 'round my neck I'm not done yet Cuz I'm not dead yet [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a monster but I’m the fairest of them all I've escaped this hell and I'm having myself a great Big ole ball You can kick and scream and punch me in my teeth Put your pretty foot through my six-string guitar You can spit on me tell everyone I cheat Put a tire iron through my windshield Tell me why the hell’d you let the air out of just one tire Please Tell me why the hell’d you let the air out of just one tire [Bridge] You can call me a monster You've been living with a monster You can tell them I'm a monster but I'm the fairest of them all (Fairest of the all) You can call me a monster (Yeah yeah) You've been living with a monster You can tell them I'm a monster but I'm the fairest of them all [Verse 2] Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest monster of them all Can you feel my wretchedness I've got a Jesus Christ crucifix Adorning my neck I'm not done yet Cuz I'm not dead yet (Yeah) [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a monster but I’m the fairest of them all I've escaped this hell and I'm having myself a great big ole ball You can kick and scream and punch me in my teeth Put your pretty foot through my six-string guitar You can spit on me tell everyone I cheat Put a tire iron through my windshield Tell me why the hell’d you let the air out of just one tire Please Tell me why the hell’d you let the air out of just one tire [Outro] You can call me a monster (Yeah yeah) You've been living with a monster (Yeah yeah) You can call me a monster but I'm the fairest of them all I’m a monster You've been living with a monster You can tell them I'm a monster but I'm the fairest of them all (Fairest of them all)
