I Think I Love You, Fantasy Football Girl

[Intro] Whoa-oh-oh… Yeah, yeah, yeah! Sunday morning, coffee’s hot, Checking out the fantasy roster I got… [Verse 1] I saw you there on the waiver wire, Talking football like you started the fire, You knew the sleepers, you knew the game, You said, “That quarterback’s gonna bring me fame!” You laughed when my running back Got stuffed at the goal line, Then you said, “Don’t worry, baby, Your team’ll be just fine.” I don't know what's happening to me, But something's happening inside… When you start talking fantasy football, Girl, I get weak in the knees and wide-eyed! [Chorus] I think I love you, Fantasy Girl, You got me spinning around my world! You know your stats and you know your plays, You make Sundays feel like holidays! I think I love you, Fantasy Girl, You’re my favorite player in the whole wide world! I don't know if it's love or just a touchdown high, But I think I love you, baby— And I don't even know why! [Verse 2] You got a quarterback, I've got mine, We're watching Red Zone till closing time, You’re yelling, “Throw it!” I'm yelling, “Run!” Then somehow we’re both having way too much fun. You check the injury report, I check the weather map, You say, “He's questionable.” I say, “Girl, give me a dap!” You know every bye week, Every matchup and trend, And somewhere between the kickoff And the two-minute warning… I think I found my best friend. [Pre-Chorus] Maybe it's crazy, maybe it's fate, Maybe it's the waiver wire making me wait… But when you look at me and say, “Your flex is looking good tonight,” Something in my heart says, “Buddy… this might be right!” [Chorus] I think I love you, Fantasy Girl, You got me spinning around my world! You know your stats and you know your plays, You make Sundays feel like holidays! I think I love you, Fantasy Girl, You’re my favorite player in the whole wide world! I don't know if it's love or just a touchdown high, But I think I love you, baby— And I don't even know why! [Bridge] If your team loses, I'll hold you close, If my team wins, we'll make a toast, If we both lose… well, that's okay— We'll draft again on another day! No jealousy, no silly games, Just two crazy football-loving brains, You bring the coffee, I'll bring the chips, And maybe someday… I'll put a ring on your championship! [Breakdown] Fantasy Girl… You stole my heart on draft-night eve… Fantasy Girl… Now you're the only waiver claim I need! [Final Chorus] I think I love you, Fantasy Girl, You turned my football into a whole new world! From Sunday kickoff to Monday night, Baby, having you here feels just right! I think I love you, Fantasy Girl, You’re the MVP of my crazy world! Maybe it's football, maybe it's fate, Maybe I just got lucky on draft day… I think I love you… Yeah, I think I love you… Fantasy Girl! [Outro] Whoa-oh-oh… Fantasy Girl… Now set your lineup, baby… And come sit next to me.