I got home from work today dead on my feet. What a nightmare — busy all day running around nonstop. I was just about to fall asleep. And then — bam — a slap. Half asleep… slap, slap, slap What was that? Half-asleep, my wife smacked me on the cap. Women are meant to be so sweet and gentle, yet they can't understand why men fall asleep wearing socks, boots and caps. I was just about to fall asleep. And then — bam — a slap. Half asleep… slap, slap, slap If she knew my boss is a world-class nitpicker pain in the my mood, she would have let me sleep even in my coat — even in my coat. I was just about to fall asleep. And then — bam — a slap. Half asleep… slap, slap, slap This isn’t a song about sleeping this is song about understanding.
