[Emi] Dear patrons, lift your honeyed ales For Sir Illy of the Thousand Scales Whose wandering tail weaves by my chair Then slips and brushes my thigh, I swear My harp can take the blame for that squeak Now look, I'm blushing from cheek to cheek You all go (Ooh!) I wonder why If that tail wanders higher up my... [Illy] Yoink. Heheh. A tale for the crowd and a tail for you, It all depends on your point of view. I wasn't looking, I should have known, Sometimes it has a mind of its own. But fret not Emi my darling friend, My tail is there purely to defend. See the thief going for the pouch on your belt, Or perhaps he was going for something else? [Emi] Uh-huh, sure, and what's that something else, Illy? I've seen where you stare, at my harp, you silly Count with me, ladies and gents, one head does the singing One does the... Thinking... Riddle me this, what's the pink one do? What do you mean no more ale for you? Shush! More mead, forget the cup Just give me the jug [Tavern Keeper] (No jugs left, love) [Emi] Who said you don't have jugs??? [Illy] The nerve on you thugs! [Emi] And YOU! You're enjoying this way too much! It was clearly going for the forbidden... [Illy] Lunch! Why would you keep the pelmeni all to yourself? Instead lets have a drink and toast to your health! There's no need to be sus of my love and care, Although I question your choice of underwear. Feeling frilly tonight, aren't we? I'm joking of course don't worry my friend, I jest this way as a means to an end. Truth be told you've got a lot of respect from me, You've helped me become the hero I've always wanted to be. So Emi. Thank you for playing with me. [Emi] Wait... My under wha-
