Song Cover Image

What’s Left of That Cat? (A Tsani Tsamanni Parody)

[Verse 1] That cat’s been meowin’ in the dark too long, He says I’m his light? Okayyy, sing your sadboy song. He’s done some things—like sulk on my roof, Meanwhile I’m thrivin’ with Jimmy, "that’s the truth". He sees my smile? When Jimmy’s around? Guess that’s why his tail’s always draggin’ the ground. Calls me an angel? While he’s throwin’ shade— Jealousy’s not cute, babe, go get spayed. [Pre-Chorus] That cat’s been broken, lost his way,~~~ Said he needs me back—~~~ not today.~~~ He’s not a saint, I never asked, But he still thinks love is wearin’ a mask?~~~ [Chorus] What’s left of that cat? Not a lot! Just a soggy old tail cryin’ in the plague rot. Talkin’ ‘bout redemption like it’s some grand quest, But I moved on—~~~ you got ditched like the rest. [Verse 2] He’s done things he “won’t admit”? Please, I’ve got receipts, let’s pull up the list. He says Jimmy thinks he’s won my heart, Meanwhile that cat’s been stalking from the start. Seen the darkness? Played the fool? Still cryin’ ‘bout love like it’s some old duel. Jealousy’s burning? Get some ice. Jimmy’s hot. You’re...~~~ mostly lice. [Pre-Chorus] That cat’s been broken, lost his mind......~~~ Still waitin’ at my porch like it’s 835 He’s not a saint, he’s just obsessed!!~~~ Without my glow, he’s kinda depressed!!!~~~ [Chorus 2] What’s left of that cat?~~~ "Not much, babe." Just a drama king!!!~~~ in a fur coat "made of shame." Don’t need redemption!!!!~~~ just a brush and a bath............~~~ I’ve got Jimmy now—~~~ he owns the path.????~~~ [Bridge] Oh kitty, please—~~~ can’t you seee? It was never fate, just your envyy.. Jimmy’s no threat—~~~ he’s just my typee.... You’re the ghost that won’t get swiiped!!! [Drop – big dramatic note] YOU HOWLED AT MY DOORWAYYYY,~~~ But you ain’t gettin' in todayyyyyy!~~~ [Final Chorus] What’s left of that cat?~~~ JUSSSST~~ regret! Still scratchin’ walls like I might come back YET!~~~ Says he’ll change—~~~ says he’ll fight, But I sleep just fine every NIIIIGHT.~~~~ [Outro – smug whisper] This cat’ll change? Maybe... But I’m not the one waitin’ in the rain. Bye now.