[Beatbox intro: Out-worldly, interesting beats of human beatboxing, inward k snare with a mix of human turntable technique] [Verse 1] Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, this ain't no game Things went sideways, who's gonna take the blame? Sunrise hit, thought the plan was clear But by lunchtime, everything just disappeared. [Beatbox: A slight, almost nervous "tsk-tsk" on the high-hat] [Chorus - layered vocals, one person doing a deep bassline, others doing the melody and harmonies] Blame someone else, yeah, that's the golden rule Keep your hands clean, play it super cool Point the finger, let it fly with grace Leave no trace, leave no trace, no, no, no trace! [Beatbox: The beat gets a little more agitated, faster hi-hats] [Verse 2] First thing's first, the meeting invite went out [Beatbox: A sharp, definitive kick drum] Thought I sent it, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt! Then the spreadsheet, lookin' kinda bleak [Beatbox: A hesitant, almost broken cymbal sound] Data's missin', speaks for itself, so to speak. [Beatbox: A faint, questioning "huh?"] [Chorus - layered vocals, slightly more confident] Blame someone else, yeah, that's the golden rule Keep your hands clean, play it super cool Point the finger, let it fly with grace Leave no trace, leave no trace, no, no, no trace! [Beatbox: The beat is solid, confident, a little swagger] [Bridge - faster flow, more intricate beatboxing] The project timeline, it just slipped away Like sand through fingers, what more can I say? Budget numbers, lookin' kinda thin [Beatbox: A sharp, almost cutting snare drum] Someone's spendin' where they shouldn't begin. Then the client call, got disconnected fast [Beatbox: A quick, sputtering sound] A glitch in the system, built to never last. And the final report, kinda incomplete [Beatbox: A sighing sound with the breath] Like a puzzle piece, missing on the street. [Outro - beatbox beats fading, end]
