[Verse 1] Welcome to the Illuminati Have a look around Any crazy thought you have Is probably already found We’ve got theories, we’ve got lies, And blurry photos of UFOs, So try connecting every thread, It’s all part of how it goes. We’ve got Pyramids with lasers Secret bloodline charts, Celebrities who drink the blood Of children for their art The moon is just a hologram, The Earth is flat and still— The Rothschilds control the banks And the doctors make you ill! [Verse 2] Welcome to the Illuminati What would you prefer? Would you like to know what’s really real? Or storm Area 51, and break Roswell's seal You can blame the lizardmen, Yell “It’s all a hoax!” Or Google “hidden messages Inside of Disney’s jokes!” We’ve got Bigfoot in the Rockies, Chemtrails in the sky, The Pope is actually a clone And JFK is still alive! Take this grainy video, Enhance it twenty times— And see the hidden face of Satan In Obama’s eyes! [bridge] See, it’s all connected. The moon landing? Fake. The birds? Robots. You think it’s a coincidence That pizza places don't have basements? [Verse 3, faster] Aliens, Atlantis, ancient codes beneath the sea, 9/11 was an inside job, just ask your uncle Steve Crop circles, mind control, secret tunnels underground, Every time you question it, the reptilians spin it all around Nothing has been true since Watergate, So don't trust celebrities with their secret handshake, The time machines were tested back in 1363 And the internet is dead, but Elvis lives on MTV You might be blind while Stevie Wonder sees— So trust no one but that sketchy YouTube guy And all his Ponzi schemes! [outro] Can I interest you in everything All of it for free? You’ll never need to fact-check When you think truth is parody... so Welcome to the Illuminati...
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