[Intro] (Check, check) (One, two, one, two) (Yeah, it’s getting peak in the frozen food aisle) (Brrap!) (Listen) [Verse 1] Step in the dance with a plastic fork I don't just tweet and I don't just talk I’m the king of the park with a lukewarm Sprite I’ll fight a pigeon in the middle of the night Got a blacked-out moped, battery’s dead I’m wearing three beanies on top of my head My bars are cold like a Bird’s Eye waffle The state of your trim is absolutely awful (What?) Yeah, I’m local, I’m legendary I owe ten pounds to the primary school library (Ten pounds!) [Pre-Chorus] Watch the rhythm, watch the slide Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide I’m skippy with the flow, I’m skippy with the feet I’m the hardest man on this dead-end street (Brrap, brrap!) [Chorus] Bin bag balaclava, I’m the main drama Drinking tap water like a high-street farmer Skippy on the beat, yeah the bass goes boom I’m the scariest man in the laundry room Bin bag balaclava, looking like a ghost I’ll fight your dad over a piece of toast (A piece of toast!) Yeah, we’re moving fast, yeah we’re moving skippy Don't act tough, you look like a hippie [Verse 2] I’m a lyrical genius, check the stats I’ve got beef with the council and three stray cats I ride the bus with a menacing stare While I’m eating a Scotch egg and I don't even care (I don't care!) My pockets are empty, my credit is low But I’ve got the fastest two-step flow I’ll back out a spoon if you look at me funny I’ve got zero pence but I look like money (I don't!) In the chip shop, asking for a discount Trying to settle my massive account (Forty-five pence!) [Pre-Chorus] Watch the rhythm, watch the slide Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide I’m skippy with the flow, I’m skippy with the feet I’m the hardest man on this dead-end street [Chorus] Bin bag balaclava, I’m the main drama Drinking tap water like a high-street farmer Skippy on the beat, yeah the bass goes boom I’m the scariest man in the laundry room Bin bag balaclava, looking like a ghost I’ll fight your dad over a piece of toast (A piece of toast!) Yeah, we’re moving fast, yeah we’re moving skippy Don't act tough, you look like a hippie [Bridge] (Wait, wait, pull the levels) (Listen) I’m the shadow in the Tesco Express I’m a walking, talking, rhythmic mess I’ve got five stars on my Uber Eats rating While you’re at the bus stop, standing there waiting (Standing there!) I’m elite, I’m prime, I’m a masterpiece I once ran away from the park police (They had a bike!) (I had a scooter!) [Breakdown] (Bass drops out) (Rapid-fire snapping fingers) (Whispered) One, two, one, two I’m coming for you With a damp tea towel And a plastic shoe (BOOM!) [Final Chorus] Bin bag balaclava, I’m the main drama Drinking tap water like a high-street farmer Skippy on the beat, yeah the bass goes boom I’m the scariest man in the laundry room Bin bag balaclava, looking like a ghost I’ll fight your dad over a piece of toast (A piece of toast!) Yeah, we’re moving fast, yeah we’re moving skippy Don't act tough, you look like a hippie [Outro] (Yeah) (Bin bag squad) (We’re out here) (Collecting Nectar points) (Absolute violence) (Brrap!) (Is the song over yet? I’ve got a bus to catch) (Safe)
