*[Intro – cheerful 1950s jingle warped into dark pop, 150 BPM]* "Hi-dee-ho! Niffty's here! Time to clean, dearies!" *[Verse 1 – manic happy hardcore, chirpy unhinged female vocals]* Grab a mop and a feather duster too, There's dirt and grime and oh, so much to do! I scrub and polish till the floors all shine, A little stabby-stab for the bad boys' spine! One eye open, always on the prowl, If you're messy, you'll hear me growl! Clean it up, or you'll be next, Niffty's rules are quite complex! *[Pre-Chorus – pitch-rising hardcore synths]* Tidy, tidy, all day long, Sing along to Niffty's song! If you make a mess, you'd better flee, 'Cause nobody out-cleans me! *[Chorus – euphoric happy hardcore drop]* CLEAN IT UP! (up! up!) Niffty's gonna mess you up! (up! up!) Sparkle, shine, scrub-a-dub, In my world, you're the grub! CLEAN IT UP! *[Verse 2 – Alastor devotion, darker]* But there's one man who gets me through, Alastor, dear, I'm just like you! You see the mess inside their souls, And tidy up what darkness stole! He smiles that smile, so sharp, so sweet, Makes my little heart skip a beat! I'd clean his tower, top to floor, And stab whoever he abhors! *[Bridge – whispered, music box horror]* "People say I'm crazy... people say I'm small... But I see everything... dust and all... And when Alastor smiles at me... I feel so... tidy..." *[Verse 3 – manic peak]* Zoomin' round the Hotel, fast as light, Cleaning up the day and night! Cherri's bombs leave such a mess, But Niffty cleans it, I confess! With a giggle and a knife so bright, I'll make those dirty demons right! One-eyed, wild, and full of glee, The cleanest little demon you'll see! *[Final Chorus – biggest drop]* CLEAN IT UP! (up! up!) Niffty's never gonna stop! (stop! stop!) Happy hardcore, dark pop queen, The tidiest terror you've ever seen! CLEAN IT UP! (up! up!) Stabby-stab, don't you run! (run! run!) For Alastor, I'll clean and fight — Niffty's world is sparkling bright! *[Outro – jingle fades, one last giggle]* "All clean! ...Did someone make a mess? ...I'll get my knife."
