The deep end..Part 2 {🏖️The Beach is worse than the swimming pool🌴}

[🌴🔥 THE BEACH IS WORSE THAN THE SWIMMING POOL] I’m sunburnt, soaked, and emotionally done, The pool nearly killed me — that was Part One. Lost my phone, lost my trunks, lost my pride in the deep, So I’m heading to the beach for a vibe I can keep. Steel drums ringing, sunlight blazing bright, I tell myself, “Today’s gonna be alright.” Then a jet ski growls like it’s calling my name— And suddenly the chaos starts again. I hop on the seat tryna look like a king, Give it one little rev and the bloody thing— TAKES OFF! I’m skimming the waves like a runaway kite, Bassline thumping while I scream for my life. Oh no! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! I’m crashing into tourists like a sunburnt fool, Yeah the beach is worse than the swimming pool! I wash up on shore like a beached-up seal, Kids shout, “Mister, help us build something real!” I crawl in their castle to dig a cool tunnel, Get stuck halfway like a human funnel. They bury me fully — “It’s part of the game!” A dog sniffs the mound… I won’t say the name. A crab grabs my nipple, I yell like a fool, Lifeguard thinks I’m a corpse from the pool. I burst from the sand like a zombie reborn, Grab chips to recover from the absolute scorn. But one seagull swoops like a thief in the sky, Then twenty more circle — I’m ready to cry. Oh no! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! They’ve stolen my wallet and my Ray‑Ban too, Yeah the beach is worse than the swimming pool! I sprint from the birds to a sunbed row, Put my towel down — proper holiday pro. Someone moves it, I accuse the wrong guy, A German family forms a circle nearby. I try to adjust it, the sunbed snaps, I’m folded inside it like a human wrap. Crowd gathers round like it’s some kind of show, I’m the entertainment — front row. Oh no! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! Everyone’s recording while they laugh at my pain, Yeah the beach is worse than the swimming pool! I limp to the bar for a drink to forget, Ask for a cocktail I can’t even pronounce yet. Bartender hands me something glowing and dumb, I spill it everywhere — big fat booze that come out of my thumb. DJ’s decks explode, the music cuts out, Whole beach boos me in a tropical shout. I whisper to myself, “This holiday’s cursed,” But the worst of the worst hasn’t even burst. I grab a flamingo float just to chill, Drift out to sea against my will. Fall asleep… wake up miles from land, Waving my arms like a madman. Oh no! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! The beach is worse than the swimming pool! A fisherman’s trying to hook me in, Yeah the beach is worse than the swimming pool! Just a typical lad on holiday… Can someone pass me a towel… Please.