[humorous Intro] (laughing) Ha ha ha... Hahaha, what a laugh! Ho, ho, ho... Hahahaha, I can't stop... Hehehe, this is epic! Ha ha ha! Hahaha, I don't believe it! Hehehe, this is very good... Ha ha ha! [verse 1] You stepped in some dog poop, You missed the subway too, You messed up at your job, But... Merry Christmas to you! [verse 2] You've only got 20 bucks, And a bike with no wheels, It's raining now, snow tomorrow, But... Merry Christmas, how it feels! [Bridge] You're ugly, fat, or bald, Or your girlfriend's pretty mad, Your friends won’t call you back, But... Merry Christmas, don’t feel bad! [chorus] But... Merry Christmas! Even if it’s all going wrong, But... Merry Christmas! Even if everything’s a song! But... Merry Christmas! 'Cause it could get worse, it’s true, But... Merry Christmas! A lot more can happen too! [musical interlude] [verse 3[ You lost your house keys, Your battery’s running low, You've got a headache too, But... Merry Christmas, let it go! [Bridge] Your in-laws are coming over, The aunt from the village, her cousin, You’re late for dinner too, But... Merry Christmas, no fussin'! [Chorus] But... Merry Christmas! Even if it’s all going wrong, But... Merry Christmas! Even if everything’s a song! But... Merry Christmas! 'Cause it could get worse, it’s true, But... Merry Christmas! A lot more can happen too! [Outro] Breathe... none of this is too bad, Breathe... you're alive, and it’s glad! Enjoy it for those who’ve passed, Remember them, for Christmas will last! [End] Breathe... life is brief, you see, Breathe... it's Christmas, let it be! Everything passes so fast, Another year’s gone, what a blast!
