[Intro] Ring A Ding Ding A Ling! Ewwww! I'm telling my mom, pardner! Jizz! [Verse 1] When I flop this here hefty cock in yo face! I know that belly be yellow! (Yellow!) For when the Cowboys On Crack left that thar town of El Frijo! They done found a new drug! (Yeehaw) Fentanyl was the name, and the cowboy buttsex was the game! For when they injected it in their nuts, their boners hooked up! (Boners hooked up!) (Boners hooked up!) (Boners hooked up!) [Pre-chorus] Sodomy! Fuck my ass pardner! Sodomy! Jizz! [Chorus] Outlaws on fent! Sodomy! Outlaws on fent! Sodomy! Rootin' tootin with hooked up boners! They be the real outlaws on fent! An outlaw tooooooorrrrrn! [Post-chorus] They tooooooorrrrrrn! Nigga! [Verse 2] With new power source in balls, they head out once and for all! But one of them done took laxatives! (Sodomy!) He took off his pants, then blasted diarrhea out of his ass! At full force, it sounded like (Ahhdshfjsdhfjks adfashdfsj)! He shat straight into his hat, while his posse watched as they fapped! Boners hooked up more than ever! Then they headed out to take that thar revenge! Revenge on El Frijo for taking all their crack! Yeehaw! [Pre-chorus] Sodomy! Fuck my ass pardner! Sodomy! Jizz! [Chorus] Outlaws on fent! Sodomy! Outlaws on fent! Sodomy! Rootin' tootin with hooked up boners! They be the real outlaws on fent! An outlaw tooooooorrrrrn! [Post-chorus] They tooooooorrrrrrn! Nigga! [Solo] [Bridge] When they arrived back at El Frijo, they noticed an eerie silence! For the Outlaws On Fent be feared as FUCK, partner! Then twenty lawmen showed up, with boners also hooking up! The Outlaws On Fent thought they was fucked! (Fucked)! [Verse 3 - Spoken Word] "Sodomy!" Yelled the first Outlaw! "You done got our posse surrounded, boss!" "You don't want none of this rootin' tootin sex appeal in that anus!" "Ahahaha!" Laughed the sheriff! "You think your boner hooks up more than mine, partner?!" "We'll see about that, nigga!" The outlaws look at each other, and came to that thar realization! They knew in that moment, they needed to settle their rootin tootin differences! So they pulled their huge cocks out, and everyone had that thar steamy cowboy buttsex! YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW! dfsajkdhfaskjdfhaksjhdfkjlas! [Pre-chorus] Sodomy! Fuck my ass pardner! Sodomy! Jizz! [Chorus] Outlaws on fent! Sodomy! Outlaws on fent! Sodomy! Rootin' tootin with hooked up boners! They be the real outlaws in fent! An outlaw tooooooorrrrrn! [Outro] Then everyone died of a drug overdose! The End! Jizz!
